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Ok now do NYT columnists

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life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

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Mommy Seal With 4 Lovely Babies

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another one

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If I met my clone or a version of me from another dimension or whatever and she tried to make a big fuss about which one of us was the "real" Natalie I just wouldn't have it. I'd be like "I just don't see what the problem is. There can be 2 women named Natalie. It's a pretty common name." And she'd be like "Well, I'm gonna be Natalie 1" and I'd be like "Alright I'll be Natalie A"

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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theyre not my problems they're our problems bestie

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go lie in grass with me?

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girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

#oh i know #i would just like it to not be like that #i've had a headache at some point every day for like. probably over a week at this point #i guess i'm too old to spend a day watching a tv show it just hurts now

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when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

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btw i highly recommend dropping to your knees with a forlorn expression every time something mildly inconveniences you

#going back to the hospital for my knee appointment like yeah idk why they're even worse now #i did all those exercises you gave me #truly a mystery

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mombin pt 5!! we are Rocketing through this

(1) (2) (3) (4)

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#oldest sibling and. my god. does it ever stop

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tip: you can have a favorite character. thinking of them for extended periods of time will temporarily boost your health and happiness. but watch out!

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Okay, enough abt Eddie coming back. What I want to know is, is WAYNE coming back?

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]