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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

#me always

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why is the save to watch later button in a different place in every youtube video

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trying to romance laezel but unfortunately she hates my noble intent

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why is astarion doing a tiktok face on the cover art

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why is astarion doing a tiktok face on the cover art

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i never have flying dreams but i have a lot of dreams where i have just cause 3 movements mechanics

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women only want me for my enchanted gauntlet

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permission to kill the witness your honor

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picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day

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2020 truly still feels like yesterday

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#fun fact that dialogue is from seinfeld

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list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

#lisan al gaib

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will the words "among us" just be tainted forever

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oh fuck it 420. weed

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the jury is hung you say

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zeus really did just do anything

#“anyone else getting a real vibe from this sexy ant or is it just me?”

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i also keep having dreams where someone calls my name from another room and i can never tell if its real

I keep having dreams where I wake up, check the time, and see that I have hours left to sleep

#my brain is fucking with me