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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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it's pretty nice like this. it's funny — i never feel like that in the dream.

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i think they should fight nasty style next book. as a treat

prints

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Every time I remember that Pyrrha has never seen Palamedes’s face I suddenly want to jump into a trash compactor.

#i feel violently ill

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that image but griddlehark

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today i offer you: gideon. tomorrow? who knows.

(close-up below)

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Old Married Couple energy off the Charts

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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What if I was a Catholic Nun who was in love with Satan and you were Jesus and we made out sloppy style?

And we were both Girls?

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the boop counter ):

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Y’all we have to stop making eachother feel bad for having sexual attraction. Lesbians are allowed to be horny we don’t have to be sexless pastel princesses holding hands in a field or smth. Be horny, it’s frankly revolutionary to be a sweaty horny dyke.

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not to be some kind of words cop but i fucking hate it when people use redundant phrases. "free gift" "unexpected surprise" "lesbian necromancer" etc. it's like yall don't know brevity's the soul of wit.

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happy griddlehark easter

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she had this whole powerful being doing grounding exercises and giving cuddles

what a legend

I think we don’t give Camilla Hect enough badass credit for making the vengeful eldritch soul of the earth do physical therapy and DBT exercises. she’s like the meme of Eddie Brock asking for two bagels when Venom says they want to eat the souls of the innocent. and then she snuggled with her at night.

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Pyrrha, you're a genius