bigmeansweatydyke

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Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.

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Lítla Dímun is a small, uninhabited island in the Faroe Islands, which is often covered by a cloud of its own.

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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remember when harambe died

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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

#HONESTLY TRULY

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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Eww, I'm crossing you out.

#jennifer's body

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Idk who needs to hear this, but that girl in high school who was mean to you is not proof that women commit the same atrocities that men do

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fake idgafer, i saw you yearning

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me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

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they were mad at me for not shutting the fuck up on my own blog ur honour

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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Yeah I made a playlist for you u should listen to all of it 🥰

#i'd propose