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i want to be as healthy and as beautiful as a grazing wild ox.

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愛 - love

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Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

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I need a drug that recreates the feeling I had the first time I heard "I'm doing good I'm on some new shit been saying yes instead of no"

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"preachers daughter is about religious trauma! preachers daughter is about generational trauma!" have you considered that preachers daughter is a cautionary tale about what happens when you trust a man from florida

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Holy shit he’s back

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bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

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I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

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the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

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am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

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btw there should be Drink Stores and they should be open 24/7 and they should have Every Drink. coffee tea boba lemonade etc. and they should be on every street every 300 meters. bc girls need drinks

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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"