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i just adore him

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12 year old Percy having to hike all the way to LA from Long Island in 10 days while having to fight monsters with barely any food or drink supply because his deadbeat dad is scared of his little brother, just to find out 4 years later that he could have just hired some emo kid from a casino and a goat with reed pipes and anxiety to help him open up a bunch of rocks in Central Park.

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Percy, enjoying summer vacation: That’s seven glorious days without a crazy person in my life.

Apollo, rolling up to his front door: Percy! I need your help!

Percy, sighing: It was nice while it lasted.

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percy jackson can literally punch a god in the face and nothing would happen. what are you gonna do? kill him? no no no...see, who else will do all of your quests? defeat kronos? fight gaia? who else would put up with your shit in such a suave, sassy, stylish manner? go ahead, smite him. see what overthrows you next.

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PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015) Season 4 | Episode 11 "The Comeback Kid"

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mr d: i’m sorry for saying “fuck” in front of the campers

chiron: you just did it again

campers, at dinner:

mr d: i am not a role model

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zeus: don’t touch anything

percy: yes sir

zeus: don’t call me sir

percy: yes ma’am

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Percy: I'm not that in love with Annabeth Grover: You doodled your wedding invitation Percy: No, that's our joint tombstone Grover: My mistake

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headcanon that percy and annabeth's ability to wordlessly communicate on the battlefield isn't because of years of training as soldiers. but because their signals are just layers upon layers of inside jokes. like, annabeth makes a finger gun motion toward a monster and everyone thinks she's telling percy to shoot it. except only he knows she's actually directing him to throw something the size of burrito at it. or, percy making a slit-throat motion toward an annoying camper and everyone thinks he telling annabeth to hurt them. but only she knows he's actually asking her to insult the camper so badly that the insult cuts to the bone.

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Thalia: "I would never touch Zeus's throne, he would kill me before recognizing me"

Percy: "Once I sat on my father's throne, it was dangerous but it was an urgent situation"

Nico, casually lying on Hades' throne while eating a pomegranate: "hi pops"

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canon clarisse and annabeth interaction

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there has never been and will never be a more devastating image than will resting his head on hannibal's chest, listening to his heart beat as he finally feels at peace

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this is my roman empire. and after all these years, i finally have to say something.

GRUNT-WHIMPER??? GRUNT-WHIMPER!!!!???

ANNABETH GIRL ARE YOU OKAY??

forget her just standing there gasping for air. forget her very audible sigh. forget the fact that annabeth initiates 80% of their kisses and literally has to restrain herself from kissing him in front of all of New Rome in MoA. i could go on and on about how many times percy calls her beautiful and attractive (let’s not forget how his heart races and his skin tingles at her touch) and all his boyfriend-ly thoughts about her, but lets focus on annabeth for a sec. BECAUSE ANNABETH CHASE IS GRUNT-WHIMPERING??

our girl was feeling ALL the things in this scene. she’s so weak in the knees for him that she can’t even hide it in front of piper. also percy must be a fantastic kisser? BECAUSE GRUNT-WHIMPER??

do not EVER tell me percy and annabeth don’t have romantic feelings for each other. do not EVER tell me it’s purely platonic. if you’re someone who thinks “nah i can’t see them getting married and having kids cause i don’t think they feel that way about each other” you clearly did not read about the grunt-whimper (well, you can hc whatever you want. i respect all opinions. but i do think you need to re-consider and account for the grunt-whimper)

BECAUSE GRUNT-WHIMPER?? ONE GOOD KISS FROM PERCY IS MAKING ANNABETH CHASE GRUNT-WHIMPER?? IS THAT RICK’S “CHILD-APPROPRIATE” WAY OF SAYING SHE MOANED?? HE SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID SHE MOANED. GRUNT-WHIMPER IS SO MUCH WORSE. THAT GOES SO FAR BEYOND A MOAN. A MOAN IS TAME COMPARED TO A GRUNT-WHIMPER.

GUYS I-

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Percy: It’s times like this I wish I listened to what Chiron told me

Jason: Why what did he tell you

Percy: I don’t know I didn’t listen

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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

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Percy: *is throwing stones at Jason's window*

Jason: You have a phone for a reason, Percy!

*THUD*

Jason: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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Jason: do you consider yourself an independent individual, Percy?

Percy: *looks to Annabeth*

Annabeth: *nods*

Percy: yes I do