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Ah yes, because my family are dead, I’d completely forgotten.

Skulduggery like fifty times (via krazykatisawesome)

I’d just like to make sure everyone realizes that these bouts of “I have a dead dead DEAD family” came about especially when Valkyrie was being an insensitive shit at Christmas time.

(via krazykatisawesome)

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The Alternate titles for each book in the Skulduggery Series

Lets go on a a cool magical noir adventure!

Yeah adventure!

Shit’s about to get real!

Shit just got so real!

Shit got even more real!

You thought past shit was real?  You know nothing!

Shit is real and I’m crying!

This shit is more real than craft mayo!

Shit is so real it caused a paradox and now all I can do is cry.

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'I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her.' The traffic warden frowned. ‘Her?’ ‘Me,’ said Stephanie. ‘Him?’ ‘Not me,’ said Skulduggery. ‘Her.’ ‘Me,’ said Stephanie. ‘You?’ said the traffic warden. ‘Yes,’ said Stephanie.

And tht is why we love the Skulduggery novels (from TDOTL)

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And the award for best-mortal-reaction-to-witnessing-magic-for-the-first-time goes to… Ryan from The End of The World

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Actually I wanna retract my former statement. No spoilers but everyone who's finished TDOTL can probably guess what literally wtf derek :(

#TDOTL #skulduggery pleasant #derek landy

[billy-raysanguine]

Well I guess that's that then. It's been an amazing journey over many years and I couldn't have asked for more from the final book. Thanks for everything Derek!

#time to start back at the beginning! #skulduggery pleasant #the dying of the light #derek landy

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Dexter, please put your shirt on. Valkyrie’s getting distracted.

Skulduggery Pleasant (via dudeimsogonnaregretthis)

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ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT GIVING THE FINGER TO THE FACELESS ONES WHILE TRAPPED IN THE OTHER DIMENSION

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and then they became best friends forever

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Oh my god I forgot that in Skulduggery Pleasant it’s canon that instead of using spells or wards to prevents mortals from stumbling into their neighborhoods they just make them look poor so people will get freaked out and drive past.

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Here We Go by Lower Than Atlantis is most definitely Tanith's anthem. Seriously read the lyrics... it's fitting the whole way through but they're made perfect by the outro ;) 

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/lowerthanatlantis/herewego.html

#skulduggery pleasant

[billy-raysanguine]

'By the way, all joking aside do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' ‘You can call me whatever you like.’ Vex nodded. ‘Thank you Gladys.’

Death Bringer (via deadghastlybespoke)

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'Skulduggery told me once that only he can think of everything and he doesn't do it very often because it spoils the surprise.'

Dark Days (via darquesseworldkiller)

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I'm bored so I made a SP survey thing for you guys woop

Just reblog and fill out with your answers! Let's just say for the sake of our happiness feel free to use dead characters because otherwise you might run out of people 

First things first:

Your taken name:

Who are your main homies:

Sibling: 

Best friend:

Partner in crime:

One night stand:

Marriage partner:

Arch-enemy who you act like you wanna kill but actually kinda love in a weird way and vise versa:

Now choose your method of arse-kicking:

Your magic discipline:

Your weapon:

Method of transport:

Three characters to form your super team:

Finally the most important question: 

Six characters with whom you would start a pop group who do nothing but s-club 7 covers:

#skulduggery pleasant #have fun