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Ways Bruce knows his kids are mad at him:

His Batsuit is no longer black

The Batmobile is no longer black

All the tires in the Batcave are gone

His ringtone is “Baby” by Justin Bieber and he can’t change it

Someone gives Damian a new pet

He is suddenly committed to five social events in the same week

Everything in his bedroom has moved two inches to the right

He can only find Superman pajamas

All the coffee is missing even though at least two of his children always seem to have a cup in hand

All the snacks in his utility belt are banana flavored

He has an interview scheduled with Lois Lane

He has no matching socks

Constantine has his phone number and now he has to change it again

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Do you think Bizarro, Artemis, or just any of the Outlaws made Jason happy?

I do! Just based on interactions alone, like how I’m outlaws Jason makes a point too ask Croc how Roy was doing in AA because he knows Roy struggles with addiction and that croc is his sponsor. Or how when Bizarro almost died Jason was distraught. But yes I do 100% believe that they made him happy and he looks at them as family.

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I found Tik Tok trend called: Sent your boyfriend/husband to grab a feminine product that doesn’t exist.

Added!🥰

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Hi love your post! How about one where the trend where you superglue a jar and ask the boys to open it???

Added too the list🥰

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OH MY GOD OKAY IM RUNNING LATE TO WORK BUT I SAW YOUR TIKTOK LIST AND I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DIE FOR THE “SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THEM TO PULL YOUR SWEATSHIRT OFF” WITH THE BATBOYS

ALSO SORRY THIS IS IN ALL CAPS MY LAPTOP IS BROKEN

I love that one they’re always funny! It’s added🥰

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OOOo can you do a tiktok one

The one where they tan in a different language pleaseeeee💗💗

It’s on the list🥰

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just an idea for your tiktok trends series👀 how about getting the batboys to wear maid outfits skskslksk

I added it🥰

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Hello love!! First I want to say that I LOOOOVE your writing, like you are so talented, and second I wanted to see if you are still taking requests?? I wanted to ask if you could do more of the batboys and tiktok trends, the “I feel like you could’ve been nicer to me to today”(or something like that)? If not thats okay, thank uuu💕

I have it on my list 🥰 it’s a super funny trend so I’m excited 😂and yes technically I’ve been inactive on here mostly due too work so it may take a hot minute for requests

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# some things never change

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Is this not how Under the Red Hood (2010) went?

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for the tiktok trends what about the one where you call your boyfriend over pretending to be mad but then just say i love you?

Added🥰

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No clue if this counts as a tiktok trend but I've seen a few and its so cute! Someone saying they'll list their bf or gf as their emergency contact but then saying "Should I list our relationship as roommates? I mean, we share a room." 😂

Added 🥰I actually just saw this one right after I got this ask and it was super cute!

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Batboys react too TikTok trends #5

Trend: surprise them by wearing lingerie and doing smth mundane

(A/n: so I kinda got carried away and these turned into just the boys being simps but I still like it so 🤷‍♀️ it is what it isssss. So enjoy 🥰)

Dick: “hey babe- oh. So are we doing this now or? Do we wanna go to the bedroom or here on the kitchen counter”its safe to say you can definitely surprise him like this more often

Jason: He comes running at the sound of you calling for him always worried something happened. Instead he’s pleasantly surprised to find you in a lingerie set of his favorite color that hugged all your curves and made you look immaculate. The large dopey grin that spread across his face said it all he really did love you

Tim: He's seen you naked a number of times but his face never fails to turn shades of pink, he just finds you so beautiful and is shocked you liked him back. “This was a nice way too get me to stop working”

Damian: Of all the things he expected to see when he walked into the kitchen after you called for him to come to you this was not it. His mouth suddenly became dry at the sight and of all the languages he knew he couldn’t find a word to describe how beautiful you looked

Bruce: takes a minute too take it in before mumbling a “I’m so glad I gave Alfred the day off today” and you in a heated kiss

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hi! i’ve seen bop and no that scene didn’t happen, it would’ve been cool if it did tho!!

Y’all, I’m so shook. I’m so confused now as too where my brain came up with that, like did I dream it?? Did I read a tumblr post and my brain went “let’s just pretend that actually happened so the movie makes more sense”

Also agreed, bc that would’ve made the whole Cass thing Soooooo much better

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honestly??? the director having jared leto come down for filming in birds of prey then just never using any of his scenes in the actual movie???? powermove. queen of wasting his time. go off u fucking artist

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Has anyone who’s seen Birds Of Prey msg me or reply too this bc I need help. I vividly remember a scene (like shot for shot) where Ben Affleck makes a cameo and like makes a deal with movie Cass that if she would sign away her name for “this young girl” he found (meaning the real Cass that we all know) she could have a fresh start and a new name. But I can’t find anything abt this anywhere and I’ve tried googling multiple things and they say Ben never made a cameo and I am honestly so confused rn as too why I remember this scene so well if it didn’t happen 😂

Edit: so I am just crazy and this never happened in the movie, wish it did tho

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tim: and then i take the reactor and i plug it in and it start the rapid process of cellular regeneration! just like you supes except instead of the solar radiation exciting you cells i use this to excite the human ones and im pretty sure it'll work! what do you think?

kon: