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i’m starting a collection

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Oliver Stark, the man that you are

#also inwas attracted to buck and now im MORE attracted to him #bi boyfriend of my dreams!!! <3 #evan buckley #oliver stark #911 abc

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saying "are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?" is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else's behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.

#gonna use this on my students see how they respond to 'stop acting like ghouls'

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i think one thing that bridgerton s2 does well is establish why kate and anthony gravitate to each other. so many romance stories flop because they cant convince you what the deal is but bridgerton is like well they are both eldest siblings they are both patronizing and overbearing they are both control freak know it alls. put them in a jar lock them in a room. haha

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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#lmao five kids for one week #i babysit 40+ kids a day for nine hours a day i can handle a few at home #actually im restating that- saying i babysit kids at work was an understatement babysitting is much more passive than teaching lmao #so i can fo sure handle keeping a few kids entertained in relaxed circunstances for a week

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*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

#literally biggest fear i have interacting w people on here 🤪

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I’m chronically offline but Tumblr doesn’t count = I’m California sober.

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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

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i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

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Kiki Smith: 'Constellation' (1996)

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my colours of autumn quilt inspired by the cross-stitch pattern Colours of Winter by Emma Congdon

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Cherry blossoming in Japan, taken by Ryu Haharu

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#i'm up to seven now :3 #my newest addition is a tadpole names simon i love him #polls

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Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw