bisexualemmettcullen

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Something I’m wondering is how in the world did Bella find her wedding dress so fast and where did the cullens get all the wedding decorations from

Trust me edward had this whole wedding planned out from day one lmao

#asks #anon

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Yo dude, I haven’t seen you on my dash for a while. Hope you’re doing okay, I miss your exquisite sense of humour :) best wishes from halfway across the world 🤠

heyyyy im still alive i promise!! Work has been pretty crazy, and I'm in a relationship now so i'm trying to juggle my job while making sure my girlfriend gets the attention she deserves.

I really appreciate you checking up on me! Y'all are so nice 🥺

#asks #closetedcharizard

[bisexualemmettcullen]

remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby

[bisexualemmettcullen]

If Taylor Swift made a cameo in new moon can you imagine the non stop conversation teen girls saying if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married

Swift and Lautner actually dated at one point and yes this conversation about them both being named Taylor Lautner (assuming she took his last name) ran rampant for a solid month

#asks #anon

[bisexualemmettcullen]

hii ur like the only twilight blog i follow so im wondering if u have any other twilight blogs u rec? im slowly getting back into my twilight phase (though i also have fun criticising all its bad points) so blogs like me who dont unapologetically fangirl over smeyer like its the peak of romance would be appreciated LMAO unless ur one of those then well. ill just die

lmaooo i love this ask so much but yes I have hella recs so here are some of my faves !

@howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @jasperwhitcock @teamjacobthot @the-golden-onion @cullen-collective @bellasredchevy @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @phil-dwyer-stan-account @bellas-dumptruck-ass @paulxlahotee @kaquiche @inthemiddleofmymidnight @bisexualemmettcullen @edwardsvirginity @forkstrash @goldenrosalie @kellythepitiablefangirl @midnightsvns @nomadvictoria @pathokinessis @renegadepack @rose-lily-hale @stregoni-benefici @twilightbutokayer @twilight-af @volturialice @sethclearwatermybeloved @lemonadebottlecap @witchyangela @twilightly @that-crooked-smile @tea-isnotjustforbreakfastanymore @influenzabella @haletwinsstan @emmettmc-heart-y @leechonspeeddial @hellishcreature @esmecullenismymom @su-angelvicioso @emotwilights @musingsofvenus @big-idiot-wolf-boys

#thank you Nay!!! #❤️😘

[bisexualemmettcullen]

ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴡᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ, "ᴡᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ."

#abbey this is beautiful!!!

[bisexualemmettcullen]

i think the long term exposure to extreme heat in arizona really messed bella up in the head permanently. heat stroke havin ass...

#mine #twilight #twilight saga #bella swan

[bisexualemmettcullen]

god 33 arrests at line 3 today. and so many of the people there are barely 21. they’re literally fighting for our lives because we’ll have nothing without water not a goddamn thing

#boost #stop line 3

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Alice ran through that hospital like a tomb raider to get the blood to stage Bella’s accident.

[bisexualemmettcullen]

#this is so high quality wtf

[bisexualemmettcullen]

wow that's uh

#lEaH nEvEr ShOwS cOmPaSsIoN wHaT a BiTcH

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your Twilight Burger King meal :(

#2009 was a strange time #they did it again for eclipse too #burger kings ceo is a twihard pass it on

[bisexualemmettcullen]

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Twilight — Chapter 16: Carlisle “His room faced south, with a wall-sized window like the great room below. The whole back side of the  house must be glass. His view looked down on the winding Sol Duc River, across the untouched forest  to the Olympic Mountain range. The mountains were much closer than I would have believed.” [insp]

[bisexualemmettcullen]

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

#tristan.... for you.... 💐

[bisexualemmettcullen]

we talk about emmett’s eggs so much that they’ve become normalized and i want to remind everyone how fucking weird it is that this vampman had his vampmom go to the store for a carton of eggs to bring them to school in a baggie for the image like what the actual fuck

#thats most likely the only thing she bought too #ah yes. eggs for my human son

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Emmett helped

okay but why the hell did edward ask emmett and jasper for sex advice in breaking dawn when it seems like clearly the denali sisters would have way more helpful information about human/vampire sex risk management?? au where they make him a powerpoint