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Pool.

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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

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quick painting of elita-1 from the transformers one trailer

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car companies are sending hitmen after me because i figured out that if i fuck the exhaust pipe my car will give birth to a healthy litter of brand new baby cars. and i give them away for free

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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

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the notes are broken 😂

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the best blogs are the ones where 1 girl talks to herself constantly

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This is so cute… bring back librarian Orion pax…

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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His little ears grew after receiving the Tcog

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you’re hearing it more and more

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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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