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[bitchnuggettt]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

#digital anthropology

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#siwkim

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emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

#jason todd #batfamily

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the decline of practical effects in horror movies is one of the greatest tragedies of our time. we need to make horror wetter and more organic again.

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I'm really tired and out of it

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can't get over the phrasing of this actually

#sensible chuckle

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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

#animal atlas #siwkim

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[bitchnuggettt]

HUGE NEWS: I've made the decision to hand in my notice at work, so as of September 15th I'll be full-time focusing on archery, pole and content creation!

Thank you all for your support so far, and here's to the future! If you want to help support me, please consider subscribing to my Patreon: you'll get bonus content and insights, and you'll be helping me make these videos!

Alternatively, please keep liking, subscribing, commenting and sharing, so that the algorithms know I'm out there!

Love,

Blumineck/ David the Arrow Bard/ Archery Mythbuster guy

P.S. As a side note, this means that I will soon get to give myself a job title- suggestions go in the comments 😉

#archery

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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

#sensible chuckle

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these absolutely fuck. what the fuck. 

thinking again about the summer job I took as a teenager where a medical company wanted me to paint organs for them to use on their website (for a cutesy patient portal, where you click the organs to see symptoms associated with them), but I misunderstood and looked up surgery and autopsy photos so that I could paint the most photorealistic graphic organs possible which. they didn’t end using

#siwkim

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Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

#hostile architecture

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now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.

#sensible chuckle

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there's something so compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the ironic symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.

#siwkim

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okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

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FREE Texture Pack for CSP, Krita, SAI, and more

Something to go with those brushes I released last month: NATURAL MATERIALS V.1 is a small collection of [free!] texture overlays created from scans I made 5 years ago that I finally put to use. Should mostly work in any program that can open .PSD files. :D

Itch.io: https://tombofnull.itch.io/natural-materials-texture-pack

For more fun, Pair this with the STIPPLE BEAST brush pack: https://tombofnull.itch.io/stipple-beast-brush-pack

#resources

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normalize incorporating stripping into games that arent poker

#sensible chuckle