What God cannot do doesn't exist ‼️‼️‼️
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Babe you’re like the silliest goose I’ve ever met
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A young girl asks her father, “Daddy what does the word ‘corruption’ mean?”
“Bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.”
“But mummy says you shouldn’t drink!”
“Get yourself a nice ice cream as well while you bring me beer.”
“Oh, okay!”
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i will never leave this house
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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Learn to accept the truth even when it’s not in your favor.
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