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Beau only has two modes

#bread dough be like

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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

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this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

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this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

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ugh whatever 🙄 [drinks your blood with one of these]

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

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When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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English added by me :)

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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