bittersweetsongbirdsworld

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Hanzo: *sitting at a cafeteria table by himself, looking worn out and defeated after a long therapy session*

Tracer: he just sits there glaring at nothing, it’s unnerving as hell, whats he even thinking about?

Mccree: *squints to get a better look at Hanzos expression* …that he’d like the strawberry shortcake more than the chocolate puddin but he doesn’t want to bother Genji by asking.

Genji: … *puts the pudding back and holds up the shortcake so Hanzo can see*

Hanzo: *sparkly eyes*

Tracer: how!?

Mccree: he’s the same as Genji. It’s all in the eyebrows.

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"does bts need a new member?"

bonus:

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Genji: how close are you to going off the deep end?

Hanzo: *holds up his thumb and index finger touching* about this much.

Genji: Anija your fingers are touching…

Hanzo: I know…

Genji: *gently pats his back* let’s go get coffee…

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Tracer: hey Genji, what’s your favourite ghibli character?

Genji: …

Mccree: Genji?

Genji: no thoughts. Only happy radish man.

Mccree & Tracer: what?

Genji: this.

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jungoo being happy with his ice cream ♡

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hello?!??!??

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endless gifs of yoongi: 2/∞

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Mccree: platypuses are such weird animals, if they weren’t cute I’m sure most people would think they’re cryptids.

Junkrat: theyre egg laying, aquatic, venomous mammals that sweat milk, have no stomachs look like they were assembled from the leftovers bin and glow under UV light. They invented cryptids.

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Genji: Mccree. Why do you call Hanzo, ‘pudding’?

Mccree: because when he’s not all tensed up he jiggles.

Genji: …I’m fucking sorry, WHAT!?

Mccree: observe~ *starts tapping Hanzo on the arm making his muscles jiggle all over his upper body*

Hanzo: *voice vibrating with movement* j-Jesse please s-stop I’m gonna spill my coffee-

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Gabe: are you wearing makeup?

Mccree: y-yeah.

Gabe: did Fareeha do it?

Mccree: yes sir…

Gabe: tell her she did a great job! She went a little overboard on the highlight though.

Fareeha: *walks past* he wanted it!

Mccree: shiny things make brain go brrrrrr

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*Overwatch ambushing a talon attack*

Doomfist: *spots pharah taking flight* Lacroix watch the skies!

Widowmaker: *through the com* got it!

Hanzo: I’ll get to high ground! Tracer, I’ve got your back.

Tracer: what? So you can stab me in it?

Hanzo: …

Doomfist: …Lacroix forget the bird, take down the mosquito.

Widowmaker: *locked onto pharah* but-

Doomfist: SHOOT TO KILL!

Pharah: *hovering and looking very confused*

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Gabe: *peers into Mccrees room on his way to bed to see the teen sitting awake staring at a book* psst, mijo, you’re supposed to be asleep.

Mccree: *jumps a little sheepishly holding the book* um.

Gabe: … *looks at him and the book to see it’s a rather old but popular children’s book* …do you want me to read it?

Mccree: I- I- mean- I I know I’m 17 I- it-its dumb I just. I’ll go to bed now.

Gabe: *walks in and takes the book before sitting beside him* Get comfy mijo.

*a few moments later*

Jack: *peers in to see them both asleep* … *walks off and comes back with an extra blanket placing it over Gabe before tucking Mccrees serape over him*

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Doomfist: *gently bops Mccree on the head and picks him up before moving him out of the way* Cut that out.

Moira: ARENT YOU GOING TO KILL HIM!?

Doomfist: he makes Hanzo happy. So no.

Mccree: *staring in confused cowboy*

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Mccree: *quietly sitting on the floor beside the dryer watching his serape go around in circles*

*DING!*

Gabe: *takes it out and wraps the warm blanket around the cowboy* there we go.

Mccree: *smiles up at him and excitedly hurries off*

Gabe: *smiles and pulls jacks formal event shirt out of the dryer to see the serape dyed it pink* …oh boy.

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Tracer: *her turn to help make dinner for the group* RICE IS DONE!

Hanzo: oh good- … *picks up a spoon and tries to scoop some out only for it to come up in a gloopy mess* Did you wash it first?

Tracer: you’re supposed to wash it?

Hanzo: GET OUT!!