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every day i go to work & i have to witness this sketchy assed tree across the street

[ID: a fallen tree which is almost completely horizontal. the only thing keeping it off the ground is the power lines, which it’s resting on. behind it is a white house surrounded and obscured by other, less hazardous trees and shrubs.]

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I stumbled across a photo (by Lindy Pollard) that fantastically mirrors a little dragon I drew a few years ago.... I can't get over this...

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unexplained slide in my little brother’s high school math class PowerPoint

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fruit stand

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GIRL HELP I EVOLVED FRUIT GUMMY AND HES LITERALLY THE SIZE OF MY ENTIRE ROOM

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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Japanese Hamanaka Needle Felting Kit - Shoebill (English translation) by SweetPeaDolls

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Extremely Transgender Dragon

(Historic Severn Mills antique/thrift/gift Bearing Gifts)

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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whats cOler than coldy freeze

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Toby Fox may be the creator I respect most because after creating a game so huge that Nintendo sniped his character for Smash and the Pope's orchestra played his music for the Goddamn Pope I VERY much think it would be within Toby's right to develop of God complex, crack and become insane, go on a bender in the streets of LA, and then have an extremely public Twitter meltdown before getting suspended. Imagining the pressure, I think I personally would do all those things, in that order, in under 6 months' time.

Instead as far as I can tell he's just like "I'm dog" and has been like "I'm dog" since Undertale launched and he's just out there somewhere with near-total anonymity just making his little haha games. Absolute King.

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warden from minecraft ^_^