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ate and left no crumbs. I swear Alfred is the most iconic batfamily member.

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I can hear you overthinking from here, Boy Wonder…

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Local babysitter allows having vegan combo once

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Battinson and his wife

Battinson and his wife are adorable.

Yall knows that meme with Jay-Z and Beyonce with Jay-Z standing behind Beyonce and the caption is like 'He said no pickles on his burger'. That's them in a nutshell.

Battinson is not social at all and prefers not to talk in his interviews but if you mention anything related to his wife, he will not shut up. Like he just keeps going about the most random of things.

"Oh, that's a nice brand. My wife actually uses-"

"My wife says never to mix three patterns"

"I'm only here because of how much I love my wife and I love her so much,"

"Me and my wife don't fight, she tells me to shut the fuck up, and I listen,"

They are such a vibe, to be honest

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Dating Bruce Wayne would include:

Fem! or GN! Reader TW: None

A/N: I have a lot of thoughts about Bruce as you can see, he's a complicated guy. I wouldn't say he's super romantic like the other guys I've written, he's like a slow burn kinda guy. I can see why people like him but I'm still on the fence if I'd date him fr fr.

I won't sugarcoat it, it'll be a rocky road dating Bruce but it's not impossible. Unlike Clark, Batman is who he is and Bruce Wayne is what he can do. The mission always comes first, so him taking time to dedicate to you is special. It's a lot protecting the city and being the backbone of the league.

He is consistently booked and busy, nobody can do what he does so he always has do things himself. It can be difficult for him to ask for help or just allow people to do things for him. In and out of the costume he's got a lot of walls up. He may seem cold on the surface but he feels very deeply. The death of his parents really stunted him emotionally so it will take some time to soften him up.

In terms of a partner ideally he'd need someone with some softness to file down those hard edges he has. Even if his partner isn't soft he provide that comfort and warmth in his own way over time. He's spent most of his life keeping people at an telephone pole's length away(except Alfred of course).

Physical touch with a partner will feel foreign, all the batfam like to hug him and stuff but their the ones intiating most of the time. That will also be the case for you, you'd have to hug him first if you want to touch him. The longer your relationship goes you'll be able to tell when he wants to be hugged or kissed just from the lingering looks he gives you. The touches he does give you are long gentle caresses, he loves stroking your cheek with his thumb. Sometimes after a difficult patrol he'll just hold you in his arms and press his forehead against yours.

Staring!! He'll always be staring at you whether you're looking or not. He's kind of like a cat, blinking at you real slow is his way of blowing kisses. The way he looks at you is exclusive to you only! It's so much softer and adoring than his usual scary pokerface staring. In a JL meeting, before everyone knows you're dating they might think he can't stand you. Inside though he's like 💓💗💖💘💝.

You can translate his grumbles and sounds. Bruce isn't the most talkative guy and he's in his head alot. So when he's busy or distracted and you ask him a question you understand his tone. Barry: "So is Bruce gonna be at the Flash parade tomorrow?" Bruce: "Hmm..." You: "Yeah he'll be there!".

The rest of the batfamily notice the effect you've had on him, you managed to crack the coldness he's built over the years. In addition to already liking you they're grateful for you being there for him. They'll even tease you both when you have dinner together. Fake vomitting when Bruce kisses you on the cheek, calling you Mom/Dad/Parent.

If you are another superhero(yes he does have a contingency plan for you) You may butt heads from time to time he may come off as underestimating you but he just wants to protect you by getting ahead of the problem. When he knows your abilities/skills maybe exactly what he needs in a certain situation, he’ll hit you up. He does his best not to hover when you go on solo missions, he will check in over comms at the most random times though. When you do go on missions together, you never notice but he'll stay very close to you.

You've got maximum scary dog privilege when you two go out together but when he goes out as Bruce Wayne he's still gotta put up that raunchy facade. He won't get too frisky with you but he will take the opportunity to flirt a little. He'll whisper little compliments and pick-up lines in your ear when you slow dance together.

Thanks for reading! Lemme know what you think. Please like or reblog if you like my stuff.

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she didn't have to serve this hard DC's How to Lose a Guy Gardner in 10 Days (2024)

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fave variant covers upcoming October 2023 from Gabriele Dell'Otto

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Batgirl by Phil Noto

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When you finally get to the scene you’ve been waiting to write

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𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐔𝐬 (Batfam x Batmom!Reader)

❝ ɢᴜɪʟᴛʏ ᴏʀ ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ. ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇ, ɪ'ᴍ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪᴛ, ɴᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴᴇʀꜱ. ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ, ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴜᴘ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ 'ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ'ᴍ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ᴜꜱ, ᴀʟʟ. ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ❞ — All For Us by Labrithn (ft. Zendaya)

The death of fifteen-year-old Jason Todd at the hands of the Joker marked the Wayne family forever. And six months later, a twelve-year-old boy shows up at your door with the goal of taking up your youngest son's mantle, so your husband's wrath is evened out. The Batman has become particularly violent after losing Robin, and Tim wants to help. 

Neither you nor Bruce even think of the idea, rejecting the boy – until is not like that anymore, and Tim becomes Robin.

And almost a year after Jason's death, you are more in your grief than ever, alone and half empty. But when Time is injured on patrol, and nothing in the world could have stopped the magic chaos that started in Wayne Manor.

Hear how your TV announces: 

❝ The Wayne's Show is live, all day, all the time.

A place to be safe and sound.

Come to joint us here, forever❞

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫(𝐬): Bruce Wayne x ScarletWitch!Reader; Jason Todd x Batmom!Reader; Dick Grayson x Batmom!Reader; Tim Drake x Batmom!Reader.

English is not my first language. This fanfic is in active correction for spelling mistakes and continuation.

𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓.

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑(𝐒):

Chapter One — 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞´𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

In the 1950s, the Wayne family arrives at their new home on the outskirts of Gotham City, as the family's settle in, the children: Dick and Jason, seek adventure and cause trouble while their mother tries to keep the house standing for the visit of a special guests while also trying to hide her magical abilities. Can they get through the first day of their new life while the father of the family is away on business?

02/15/2022

Chapter Two — 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥

Now in the 1960s, the Wayne home is peaceful until sudden sounds start to shake the peace of the residents as they prepare for the town's annual Housewives' Parade and the Children's Talent Contest. Dick begins to get curious about the new town where the family lives, and a series of events leads Dick to ask himself some very strange questions and to see something he didn't even know existed. Is it a good idea to follow his instincts away from the safety of his mother's Magic?.

02/19/2022

Chapter Three — 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐞𝐞 𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫

The 70's and color TV come to the Wayne house, at the same time that our Scarlet Witch has to learn to deal with an overly curious teenager and constant outside interference.  The tension of reality within the home begins to accumulate and the discovery of how deep the interference is may leave irreparable consequences on the stability of the small family.

02/26/2022

Chapter Four — 𝐖𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮

After Alfred Pennyworth is freed from the Wayne Manor anomaly, he begins to get some perspective on what happened and explains that maybe the only person who can stop it all is the one who created it.  In the Batcave, trapped within the confines of the anomaly, Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake begin to understand more of what they're up against, as they tune in to The Wayne's Show every moment of the day in the hope that they can finally be a part of it again.

03/15/2022

Chapter Five — 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰

In the late 1980s and early 1990s as they prepare for the eldest child's departure for college, the family finds themselves living for the first time without their beloved butler who has been forced to take time out due to an illness family emergency.  The only problem is that Dick mistrusting to every word I'm saying...

05/11/2022

Chapter Six — 𝐀 𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥

With the new additions to the cast, in the early 2000s, the Waynes throw a Halloween party to spend some time as a family after so much time apart. But it seems that his father's presence has not calmed the need for children to cause trouble, only this time everything will get out of control. The question remains and grows in everyone's mind: What's outside Wayne Manor's property?.

06/20/2022

Chapter Seven — 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥

In the 2010s, things aren't going well... not at all, with more people on the cast of The Wayne's Show, more problems are piling up for the matriarch of the family.

12/29/2022

Chapter Eighth — 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰...

Every great show must have a great ending and with that a great plot twist that accompanies it, but yours is more than an end, the most difficult farewell that any mother can dare to say.

02/17/2023

Epilogue — 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬.

06/14/2023

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Things the Batkids have said about Batmom (Anne Wayne)

“MAMMMA!”

“Don’t tell mom!”

“Better call your mommy, you thug! Oh, shit! I forgot to call Ma today!”

“Im only here because mom promised cookies.”

“Mom, did you replace my coffee for decaf again?”

“Wait until my mother gets here! She’s scarier than Batman!”

“Who is more likely to get mad? Bruce or mom? Mom, obviously!”

“My mom says you can spend the night as long as your mentor is okay with it.”

“Bro, mom is going to kill you if you die!”

“Ma, don’t worry, it’s not my blood!”

“Do you think Ummi will allow me to adopt this baby dragon?”

“MAAAAAA!”

“Mom, did you see my knife?”

“Sorry! I can’t go on patrol; my mom grounded me.”

“Mom said it’s my turn to drive the batmobile!”

“You go ask her! You’re her favorite!”

“MOOOOOOM!”

“Don’t bleed on mom’s favorite chair!”

“I tried the puppy eyes, but they don’t work on her anymore.”

“Who snitched on me to Ma!?”

“Well, guess that leads me to Plan B… MOOOOM!!”

“I think for Ma’s sake and her blood pressure, it is best not to tell her that I got shot.”

“Whatever they told you, mom, it’s a lie!”

“MOOOTHEEER!”

“Got you, mother fucker! Mooom, get off the coms!”

“Surrender, Poison Ivy! Wait, hold on a second. My mom told me to tell you, Thank you for the advice you gave her; the roses are blooming!”

“Hey Harley, my mom says she wishes you would tell her when you escape prison. She misses having a girl’s night with you and Ivy!”

“UUUMMMIII!”

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Jason: I've got good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first? Batmom: the good news? Jason: I'm never going to do it again.

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Batboys as Tiktoks:

Batmom and her kids

Oh Batmom do not play when it comes to her kids. Speak of her children and she will appear🧏🏾‍♀️. They know their mother’s call.

I love to see Batmom as Neytiri as it comes to how protective she is of her family especially her children.

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This panel is from batman and Robin eternal vol 1.

Anybody know what the original dialogue was before it was altered? Thanks

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y'all know that tiktok audio that's like 'have a baby by me be a millionaire', that's bruce trying to seduce batmom

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