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Natasha: Tony is talking shit? I am shocked and appalled! *To Maria* Hey you should cum on my neck real quick so I have a pearl necklace to clutch.

#blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #source: fine print #not what that means Nat!!

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Maria: Of course i know what a "hush puppy" is! It's what Natasha says to make me melt into a puddle.

#blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #Source: ???

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Natasha: Who is leaving all these bodies everywhere?!

Maria: You did that!

#blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #source: what we do in the shadows

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Natasha: alright bra ditchin' time! Three cheers for tittiiiieeeesss!!

Maria: Nat wait!

#blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #source: ???

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Natasha (wearing safety goggles): Are these mandatory?

Maria: The goggles are there for your own protection... Of course they're not mandatory.

Natasha: Okay good *yeets the goggles* These are gonna slow me down

#blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #source: game changer

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"I'm Natasha Romanova, reminding you that: intimacy, is just future blackmail"

-Natasha (probably)

#blackhillincorrectquotes #black widow #natasha romanoff #marvel

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Maria: Natasha, we need your help.

Natasha (pulling a knife from ???:) Okay, who are we killing? I won't do kids, but that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.

Maria (gingerly taking the knife from her): No babe, we don't want you to kill anyone.

Natasha: What? Really?

#blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Natasha: And what does Maria always say?

Tony: *sighs* Read the briefing.

Maria: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE TONY

#blackhill #martasha #blackhillincorrectquotes #source: sorted food

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Natasha: stop looking at my eyes, my tits are down here!

#blackhillincorrectquotes #Blackhill #i guess sorta #black widow #source: ???

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"Natasha's like 9/11: She's got a bodycount of about 3000 and people act like I'm supposed to be upset about it."

Maria Hill (probably)

#martasha #blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #source: tumblr #In this house we support women's slutty endeavors

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Fury: Hill, how long do you estimate this task will take?

Maria: By myself? probably around 25 minutes.

Fury: And if I made Barton and Romanov help

Maria: Oh an hour and a half at least!

#blackhillincorrectquotes #Maria Hill #source: ???

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Natasha: See? tried words, didn't work, now back to murder.

Maria: Murder can't solve all our problems!

#blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #source: saints row

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Maria: I know! Natasha communicates through knives, so if I leave her a nice knife...

#blackhill #martasha #blackhillincorrectquotes #source: sorted food

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Maria: When me and Nat are fighting, i go into the kitchen and tighten the lids on all the jars.

Maria: That way, if she wants pickles, she'll have to come talk to me.

*Sound of glass shattering from the other room*

Maria: It hasn't worked yet, but it's going to, some day.

#The slow process of domesticating your international woman of mystery gf #blackhillincorrectquotes #blackhill #martasha #source???

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Maria: Hey, guess what, new orders: no more impromptu amputations.

Natasha: Improputations

#blackhill #martasha #blackhillincorrectquotes #source: homestuck

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Natasha: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Steve: Don't you mean cards?

Maria: She does not

#blackhill #martasha #blackhillincorrectquotes #source: ???

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Maria: I'm learning a valuable lesson today.

Maria: It turns out you can't alter the decisions of morons, no matter how much you yell at them.

#maria hill #blackhillincorrectquotes #source: homestuck