blacklilyqueen

blacklilyqueen

I AM NO JEDI

Laura || 20 || feminist || Demiromantic Pansexual || BLM || trans rights are human rights || Masterlist || requests are open || sucker for harry potter, marvel, star wars and lots of other things || AO3 || Icon by @ahsoka-lives

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blacklilyqueen·3 hours agoPhoto

bearbombs:

atippleofyourtears:

wafflesforstephanie:

geth-metal:

frostbackscat:

Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.

AHAHAHA

Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of 

who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers? 

Make it viral

Haha. This kills me.

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blacklilyqueen·17 hours agoText

elew223:

pagesoflauren:

#2 is too specific to be a lie…I’m gonna say #1?

1. I’m the one of 28 grandchildren on my dad’s side of the family.

2. I’m only paying 50¢/month for my Disney+ membership because of a glitch in the system.

3. While in the Philippines, I accidentally picked up a cockroach thinking it was something that fell out of my backpack.

You’re up @jtargaryen18 @imanuglywombat

what-is-your-plan-today:

Going for 3 as the lie.

1. I hate bacon

2. I once got arrested at Manchester airport because my nephew had stuck a water pistol in my hand luggage and I hadn’t noticed.

3. David Beckham knocked me out with a football.

Your turn @pagesoflauren @icanfeelastormbrewing

sweater-daddiesdumbdork:

Hawkeye is the reason you took archery is what I’m picking.

  1. First time I saw Captain America, i didn’t like him.
  2. Im super klutzy and can loose my balance just standing still
  3. Although I really enjoy dancing and attempted to do ballet as a kid. It was a hot mess.

@what-is-your-plan-today @lielullabye

official-and-unstable-satan:

Post two truths and a lie. See who gets the right answer first.

Two truths and a lie:

Hawkeye is the reason I took archery.

Frank N Furter is the reason I love musicals.

I once told the scout for Aeropastale that he could fuck himself.

@sweater-daddiesdumbdork @nekoannie-chan @deanwanddamons

Anyone else that wants to join!

I actually saw this ages ago and I’ve been meaning to join in on this even though no one actually tagged me. It sounds like fun. @pagesoflauren was yours #2?

1) I have been an extra in a movie.

2) One of my in laws used to be a pitcher in MLB.

3) I can trace my family tree over 2,000 years ago in China.

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@prettylittlebirds82

@mermaidxatxheart

@imma-new-soul

@the–sad–hatter

@anouk-kim

@sarahp879

@moonbeambucky

@elew223 Thanks for tagging me, I’ll say 2) is a lie

1) I’m allergic to house dust mibe

2) I used to own a rain worm and a snail as a pet

3) My aunt was my schools principal

@marlmckitten @padfootagain @marvelcapsicle @soccialcreature @lesbinewren

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blacklilyqueen·21 hours agoPhoto

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swan2swan:

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

I love this post. Also remember the slave arc in the clone wars? Anakin used the exact same trick hiding his lightsaber in artoo. So what if artoo actually suggested this plan to Luke just thinking “The other one was crazy enough to do it, so this one will probably do it as well”

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blacklilyqueen·2 days agoAnswer

I’ve always wondered what Ahsoka would look like as a Twi’lek

my hand slipped a bit for this god tier concept 

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blacklilyqueen·2 days agoText

qoyqoyi:

male directed action movies:  gratuitous blood and guts that does not further the plot, shaky cam, naked prostitutes screaming in the corner of a nightclub scene, shaky cam, needless overuse of ammo shooting machine guns at nothing, racism, naked women, shaky cam.

female direction action movies:  clean choreographed fight-scenes, knives, deep philosophical themes based on comic book /original literature, sapphic overtones, hurt/comfort post-fight scenes wherein you put antiseptic on your wounds so you don’t die bitch, the only men you can trust are the gays, hectic martial arts skills, tie your hair back or keep it short for practical reasons.

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blacklilyqueen·2 days agoText

aiyanayanas:

Created by CreativeSoul Photography in Atlanta, GA and Hair by LaChanda! Definitely something to show our daughters of color! Disney Princess Of Color! ❤️ 😍 Black girls are princesses too! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

❤️💛🖤💚

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blacklilyqueen·2 days agoText

duchess-of-mandalore:

*Korkie Kryze has entered the chat*

“Hey, guys, wanna see my new lightsaber? It’s blue, like my dad’s, but it’s got a beskar hilt! Best of both worlds!”

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

Pre Viszla: Jedi and Mandalorians are natural born enemies!

Satine: I’m fucking one.

Vizsla: You aren’t Mandalorian! I mean physically yes but spiritually no.

Sabine: This is my Jedi brother.

Vizsla: Yeah, well, you left for a bit so….

Fenn: I’m kind of their cool uncle now.

Vizsla: Ummm yeah but…..you aren’t Death Watch so you aren’t a real….

Bo-Katan: Hey this is my new friend Ahsoka.

Vizsla: I mean a hardcore, traditionalist, Mandalorian to the bone always covered in armor would never….

Din: Welcome to Clan Djarin consisting of me and my new son, a baby Jedi.

Vizsla: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Pre Vizsla has left the chat*

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blacklilyqueen·4 days agoText

js-artsy-waha:

Words of wisdom from the Skywalker twins-

Based on an Incorrect Quote by @starwars-incorrect-quotes !


can you believe the last time I tried drawing Luke and Leia was when I was 5 and was really into ‘Lego Star Wars II’?

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blacklilyqueen·4 days agoText

recklesss-princesss:

stridersknowbest:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that if you were a fictional character people would probably love you for all your flaws and quirks and mannerisms that you probably hate so just remember that okay ilu

why is this literally the most uplifting post I’ve seen in weeks thank you

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blacklilyqueen·9 days agoText

nympholouis:

you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

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blacklilyqueen·10 days agoPhoto

ahskatano:

 ahsoka + meaning of colors in color psychology

The color green relates to balance and harmony. From a color psychology perspective, it is the great balancer of the heart and the emotions, creating equilibrium between the head and the heart.

The color blue is one of trust, responsibility, honesty and loyalty. It is sincere, reserved and quiet, and doesn’t like to make a fuss or draw attention. It hates confrontation, and likes to do things in its own way.

The color white is color at its most complete and pure, the color of perfection. The psychological meaning of white is purity, innocence, wholeness and completion.

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blacklilyqueen·10 days agoText

creekfiend:

yellbug:

argumate:

cargopantsman:

argumate:

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

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blacklilyqueen·10 days agoPhoto

dracoharry:

Meryl Streep as Miranda Presley

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006) - Dir: David Frankel

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