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y'all those were my last text posts about the marauders in my drafts and im SO GLAD I FINALLY got through the circa 200 posts I had saved

tbh I barely use Tumblr nowadays so I might delete this account idk

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Sirius: *paces around the room nervously*

Sirius: Moony this is NOT OKAY

Remus: what

Sirius: I’m the THIRD Sirius in the bloody family

Sirius: I’m UNIQUE, I’m supposed to have MY OWN NAME THAT ONLY BELONGS TO ME

#sirius black #is #a #drama queen #I have nothing else to say #marauders #yay

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Sirius: you’d think they’d be more creative with names in my family

Remus: sirius, you’re named after a fucking STAR

Remus: you ENTIRE family is named after CELESTIAL BODIES

Remus: you can’t really call that “unoriginal”

Sirius: yeah but they keep using the same names :(

#honestly I agree with Sirius #let's just find any reason possible to say shit about #the most noble and ancient house of black

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Sirius, on the first day of school: I am named after a star and therefore I shine brighter than all of you and my presence is of the uttermost importance, thank you.

Remus, unimpressed: you just want attention

Sirius: I- hOw dArE yOu?

#remus lupin #is the unimpressed #chill guy #and sirius is the offended drama queen #they both fall in love #with each other #obviously #there #that's the entire #story of Harry Potter

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New teacher at Hogwarts after seeing James and Sirius do an incredibly stupid prank that backfired even though Remus told them it wouldn’t work: you are, without doubt, the worst troublemakers I have ever heard of

James and Sirius: but you HAVE heard of us

#yo ho #yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me #captain jack sparrow #dammit I love pirates #they're so cool #also Elisabeth mf Swann>>>>> #anyways #marauders

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Sirius: Me, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

Sirius: Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.

Sirius: *looks pointedly at Remus*

Remus: yeah no, you got the roles mixed up

Peter: *confused*

James: *probably snogging Lily somewhere*

#idek #but potc #captain jack sparrow #platonic loml #and creator of iconic quotes #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes

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after sn*pe's whole bullshit game

Lily, to Sn*pe: there will come a moment when you will have a chance to do the right thing

Sirius: Oh yeah Snivellus LOVES those moments

James: He likes to wave at them as they pass by :)

#I really really hate sn*pe #annoying slimy git #Snape hate #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes

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Remus: Why. Is. The. Chocolate. Always. Gone????

Also Remus: *goes through chocolate faster than Sirius through new ideas to fuck shit up*

#tbh same #chocolate is elite #best sweet/food ever #change my fucking mind #you won't be able to #I love remus lupin #he deserves the fucking world #thank you #for coming to my ted talk

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Lily, wisely: even a good decision, if made for the wrong reasons, can be a wrong decision

The Marauders (especially Remus lbr): everything is a good decision if you don’t get caught :D

#remus lupin was the master trouble maker #he just never got caught #because he's a good boy #that makes him even hotter in sirius' eyes #I just love the marauders #like even Peter is tolerable in his Hogwarts years

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Sirius, looking at Sn*pe murderously: it’s funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment.

Remus: okayyyy, you really have to chill with the ominous threats, relax a bit, loosen up, go on a vacation yk

#I stand with sirius on this one #although a vacation WOULD be really nice

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Remus: trauma? Don’t know her

Remus: close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dreams

Remus: that’s how I get by

Remus: also eat a shitload of chocolate

#it works #I've tried #anyhow chocolate always helps #it's the frigging food of the gods #bye

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James *worried mama mode*: remus have yOU SLEPT!!!????

Remus, looking up from his book: does this face look like it has slept?

Peter: uh…depends on the light?

#I was up till 1:30 am drawing last night #omg my friend is gonna kill me when she sees this #I have two worried mama bears as friends #sometimes it's annoying #but I love them

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At 3am, drunk...

Lily: It is not the destination so much as the journey that matters, they say

Remus: aye aye captain

#oh pls bear with me #idk what im doin lol #idk what this means

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Lily: I’m not looking for trouble!

Sirius: what a horrible way to live, are you sure you want this one Prongs?

James: *to busy to notice someone is talking to him bc he's swooning for Lily as always*

#✨troublemakers✨ #idk what else to tag #im lazy #also there are SO MANY cool emojis I NEVER USE #look at this 🎡 #or this 🦞 #I love it

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Remus: Sirius, put some pants on

Sirius: a GrEaT wiZaRd dOeS nOt rEqUiRe SuCh InTrIcAcIeS

#pjs are the best clothes #and oversized hoodies

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James: I dare you to write a love letter to Minnie

Remus: okay *writes letter and signs with Sirius’ name*

Next day

Sirius: how dare you do exactly what I would do if I were you

#Marauder!Crack #100% inspired by by Irati #for the spanish speakers #a great fic #im reading it rn

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Remus, pointing at Sirius’ chest: just because you can’t see something, it doesn’t mean it’s not there

Sirius: I’m a punk rock badass bitch

Sirius: I dO nOt hAvE eMoTiOnS

#welcome to the cOlD hEaRtEd rUsSiAnS gAnG Sirius #im part of it #it's kinda funny how literally everyone believes this stereotype just bc we come from a fucking freezing country #although to be fair #I do fit it #but I do not represent the entirety of russia #so yeah #and I'm not entirely Russian either