op turned off reblogs but i’m gonna pass out laughing over this
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LMAO
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shitting is so degrading i wish i never had to do it
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people on here will be like “im so evil 😈😏💅🏼” and then you click on their blog and theyre white. like… we know
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i think whoever invents these sort of hiring quizzes needs to be killed on the spot
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There are free girlfriends in the haunted lake
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every day i have to go to work is a day i don’t wanna live and yet how else will i afford the lifestyle i’ve manipulated myself into thinking i have
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you like guys that are mean to everyone but nice to you, i like guys who are equally nice to everyone enough to drive me insane and have me texting my therapist at 3am because i lack adrenaline in my brain. we are not the same
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being alone in a public restroom is like i own this place and then someone else walks in and it’s like get out of my fucking house
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girl will you be my among me
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mane i need therapy why am i crying over eating three pieces of spring mix 🤨
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oh youre a man without earrings? its ok i dont mind ^_^ now come closer (i am holding an icepack and a needle behind my back)
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my favorite part of your blog is that your banner is not cropped at all
why do u hate me dad
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ur url is mad emo
ur mom lol
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