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me signing off every post
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hi guys
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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all the gay people on here are always posting screenshots from like an alternate universe version of seinfeld where every episode is about george costanza lounging on sofas and in restaurants and monologuing his fearful explorations of the nebulous corners of his gender and sexual identity
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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WIZARD COUNCIL 2024 BANNED SPELL LIST
Greater Breakfast Storm
Menthol Torrent
Fireball By Mail
Taylor's Swift Execution
Duplicate Crying Fire Skull
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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work
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Requested by Anonymous
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nora, crying: i will never be cool like aragorn
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just so you know
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dating apps aren't working. I need to go look confused at a Home Depot
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Me when I pick up my cat that hates being held
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