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'the human body is perfect god doesnt make mistakes' what about wisdom teeth then. huh. gonna let those bastards grow in and fuck up your jaw for god. didnt think so

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Oh my god the question at the center of death note isn’t “how do we make the world a better place” it’s “if a cop’s son had the power of a god, would that be fucked up or what”

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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I’m scared

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When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

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hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself

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maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

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I want fanfic where stsg co-parenting their adopted children asddgghjjkl geto being the responsible daddy and gojo the 'get/do whatever you want and let me join the fun' type of dad and geto will scold him and the kids afterwards

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1st years

"Isn't he too close?"

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AGGHHGGG DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE NEW CHIBI WITH THEM

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The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912

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i feel so high school

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Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

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this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

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private session