bloojello

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me irl

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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i’m not playing hard to get…i don’t know how to talk

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👻

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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I curse the rains down in africa

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this is probably the best thing i have ever made

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I wish dungeons were real

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Margaritas aren’t girl drinks they’re drinks for everyone.

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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me irl

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Average One Piece Villain

Eiichiro Oda: here is the New Villain. Is name is Bad Dog and he ENSLAVED AND BELITTLED an entire nation of dog humans and he has fart powers

Me: Tch! This guy sucks! I'll never care about him ! Luffy kick his ass

Oda: just before Luffy lands a huge punch lets take a break and flashback to Bad Dog's tragic past

Oda: you want Luffy to punch him? Guess what he was the lone survivor of a massacre and he has a terminal illness and he's doing all this evil stuff for his adopted daughter

Me: damn it..... I am crying for this bad man ...... Oda you have owned me once again

Oda: also his name is actualy...... Ba D. Dog

Me: what thE F

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people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

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teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

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If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.