It’s days like these really make me wanna get illegal intoxicated and disassociate from reality ;)
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*Ominous pan flute noises *
“That’s weird... who would be playing the pan flute at this hour ...?”
-daphne (mystery incorporated)
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(Wheeze)
-Probably most likely Ryan (Buzzfeed Unsolved)
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“I’ve never held hands this long and I’m getting really uncomfortable !!”
-Robbie Valentino (Gravity Falls)
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“I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples”
-Dean Winchester (spn)
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“Those who do not complain are never pitied.”
-Mrs Bennet (pride and prejudice)
Never thought that my 15 year old self would end up simping so hard for a 35 y/o Collin firth... ahah oop 💃🏼🕺
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“Machines: there full of kids”
-some ad(movie 43)
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“No fire lord Ozai... YOUR NOT WEARING PANTS!”
-Aang (ATLA)
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“If the truth tell, darling, you fell
Like there ain't enough dying stars in your sky”
-Louis Tomlinson (only the brave)
I love this song so god damn much 🥺
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“Narcissistic personality disorder... Okay, now, this one I could have.”
-Lucifer (supernatural)
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“I didn’t mean to fall... I just hung out with the wrong people.”
-Crowley (good omens)
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“Believe it!”
-Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)
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“What time is it mean when your dog lets the robber steal all the family silver?”
-this isn’t a quote but like everyone I ask doesn’t get it and it’s really starting to hurt my ego (you don’t really answer the question in a ‘time to’ kinda way)
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“If there is a next time... I want it to be me”
-ritsuka (given)
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"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today."
-Squidward Tenticles (Spongebob Squarepants)
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“My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed
Dried up and bulging out my skull
My mouth is dry
My face is numb
Fucked up and spun out in my room.”
-brain stew (greenday)
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“I’m not lonely...”
-Mafuyu Sato (given)
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