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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good
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I have something extremely important to say
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WRITE IT!!! WRITE THAT SELF INDULGENT SHIT!!!
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hold on a second man…
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I was playing the Sims 4 with Gordon Ramsay and we were arguing about where to put the fridge.
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I think rent should be $4 a month
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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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I saw the "AD BLOCK IS NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE" popup on YouTube only for it to immediately disappear within a half second. I felt like a lady being shielded by the great knight sir Firefox from a terrible bowmans arrow.
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i seriously need someone to like make car stickers that says FUCK YOUR LED HEADLIGHTS! ID SMASH THEM IF IT WERENT ILLEGAL
or you know something along those lines
I’d pay at least 5-10 bucks for em
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they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good
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