a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
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This was commented and hearted on a SMP earth awhile ago, it’s a quote about Alexander the Great I believe. Before anyone knew Alexander was his real name. It seems strangely poetic and sweet now. I hope he got a good laugh out of this
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hey here’s another petition, this one’s to add a “technoblade never dies” splash text to the minecraft homescreen
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i remember singing these lyrics since I was sixteen. now I'm turning nineteen next month. i don't know how to feel about it. it both feels like I'm not on fire enough and like I've already been burned.
this is so . sobs. i'm so glad we can all share the experience of being 19 and on fire
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y'know when john green wrote "[you're] great in small quantities but a lot of you is a lot" and when bojack horseman said "you're charming at first but eventually enough already" and when lorde wrote "get you wild, make you leave/I'm a little much for everyone"
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something something c!philza always treating c!wilbur as a child and c!wilbur repeating that behavior with c!fundy so that's why he never took his son seriously something something
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i can only draw side profiles now
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