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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

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Lilienne Carter

#disco elysium

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tbh the more time you spend around open, wild bodies of water like rivers, lakes and seas the more you begin to understand why pretty much every culture in the world has a similar eerie, hypnotically beautiful yet terrifying temptress figure who lures people into the depths to drown them and/or eat them in its folklore representing the seductive call of the water. it really is just like that.

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what do you mean the moon just shrouded the earth in darkness and i have to go back to meetings and excel like everything’s normal

#solar eclipse #i saw the moon cover the sun and all i got was this stupid t-shirt

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there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour

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when my mutuals change their icons that means they have changed their entire body. my beloved mutual gerard way has transitioned into lisa frankenstein

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we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

#if you see me listening to pretty odd on spotify no you don’t

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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

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having an experience

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It's stupid that bread goes bad so fast. Bread should last ten million years on your countertop. You should be able to feed yourself off the same loaf of bread from the day you are born to the day you die. They should pass down bread between generations like a family heirloom. There should be remnants of still-good bread after the heat death of the universe.

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Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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i like the idea of doing shakespeare adaptations set in high school a la 10 things i hate about you or she's the man but i feel like we're missing some opportunities by only doing the comedies. i wanna see macbeth but it's about a really high stakes student council election

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me recommending disco elysium: "it's going to be so uncomfortable. you play as the saddest alcoholic detective you've ever seen and you spend the first part of the game realizing how much you have fucked up before the start of the story. the humiliation can potentially kill you. the secondhand embarrassment might kill you as the player. kids on drugs will call you slurs. there are ghosts everywhere and the city is a ruin. it's also the most hopeful and poetic work of fiction i have ever experienced."