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I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

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So in vigilantes, I love the banter that aizawa and present mic have. I wanna try and write what aizawa’s first day as a teacher was like.

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Aizawa: “I didn’t apply because you asked me. Nezu asked me.”

Mic: “mhmmm.”

“And who else has been asking you for years?? Hmmmm?? C’mon aren’t you EXCITED to work with me?”

Aizawa: “I dread my productivity rates with you being around constantly. Quite simply not rational.”

Mic: “Not rational cuz I’m gonna be distracting you ?” He fluttered his eyes. Putting both of his hands under his chin, his yellow shades sliding down slightly to look down at Aizawa’s slump.

Aizawa: “yeah because you never shut up”

Mic: “NOPE! BECAUSEEEEE you are gonna see me all the time and realize how much ya love meee and teeeaching and Midnight and Vlad” His Apple Watch started ringing. “OOP! Gotta run can’t be late on your first day there, Teach!” He poked his finger at his shoulder. “Can’t make that impression with your class!”

Present Mic dashed out towards the door, hair hitting the frame of the threshold on the way.

Aizawa looked at the clock. Dammit, he was right.

Mic: “gotta go dash!” He said, a stupid wide grin on his face. (He’s trying to say gotta go fast as a sonic meme but not quite landing it)

Mic was right. He had to go or else he would be 10 minutes late to being early by 15 minutes. Hizashi knew this. He knew this from when they roamed these same halls together. Dammit. “He DOES know we aren’t attached at the hip right?” Aizawa thought to himself. Too much work to focus on something so irrational.

And loud.

Why did it matter who convinced him to work at UA anyway.

It’s simply makes sense to teach the next generation to carry on efficient work. As much as he did at night, he knew better than most that one man cannot solve everything. Not even all might. Working with the same colleagues he has worked in battle with was strategic planning, efficient, and effective. Teaching was just like a fight.

“Yeah” he muttered under his breath, convincing himself.

Getting to the point of the lesson and knowing good team work. Trimming the excess was something he was good at. Regarding teamwork, Aizawa recognized he was garbage at English, (part of the reason he hated press conferences) which is where Mic shines, and even as annoying as vlad king is, he makes a great coach for driving results. He didn’t know press work like Midnight.

He started to feel small. Tunnel vision started suffocating him. This feeling choked him and made him feel useless, especially being so reliant on his eyes. He looked around from side to side to try to steady but to no avail. What was he doing here? Teaching? Working with kids? Was he worth anything to guide students?

In 2 -3 - 4 hold 2 - 4 - 6 -7 Out 2 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8.

He stopped and caught his breath, like his mandated therapist from the agency suggested. The only thing that stuck. It was the quickest was to the parasympathetic nervous system and logically can shut down these unproductive thoughts.

The thoughts just like…

Like…Before oboro convinced him he really had a place here among the heroes.

He sniffed and shook he head, shaking out the past and emotions from this fight and hoisted the wrap around his neck to cover to his chin.

“Only rational to work as a team, just like they taught me. I have my strong suits, Mic has his.”

He thought.

He added, almost correcting himself subconsciously, “Err- everyone has their strong suit to teach at UA. You have to in order to work here. The primary objective is to make the best students into the best heroes to protect the future. Even though he preferred individual work, there was value in team effort, and this school called nothing but the best display of understanding your team and pairups.”

“Just rational.” His thoughts continued. “Nothing else. Even if I prefer to work alone, I can excel in teaching these kids that. Teach kids how to know themselves best so they can make a team even more powerful.” He smiled as he walked in to HIS classroom. Nobody could see that smile of course.

The classroom was already set up. He’d been in days before to make sure everything was spotless, seating tags in place, stocked supplies, including his sleeping bag and training clothes. He was nervous to break it out on the first day in case Nezu were to walk by, probably not a good look first day, but packed it before the shift tonight.

He walked around to inspect everything, and read through his class chart at the podium. He glanced at the clock on the wall.

15 minutes.

He turned on the police radio under the podium he had placed so he could spend a few minutes relaxing and planning his route for the night shift. That was much easier than what was about to come. After a few moments, when he turned to sit around at the desk, he noticed a sticky note on top of a pink retangle piece of rubber:

Hey Eraser,

You are gonna do GREAT!

If you want to, we can meet after your first day to talk?

-Zashi

His tired eyes flung open and burned from the sudden wind.

He flipped over the eraser and squinted to study it. There was an address on the back. A local coffee shop. His favorite local coffee shop, actually.

It wasn’t the invite to hang that was weird. This felt….genuine. Not over the top. Preplanned, not spontaneous. Zashi. Not Mic. Friend, not coworker.

They hadn’t been “friends” in so long. It pained him to admit it. Zashi had always tried to keep the friendship open but he…

He…struggled to reach out.

He worked late, woke up early to plan stings, worked out, was on call for police, and had 3 rescue cats and cactus at home.

He barely ate more than coffee, cigarettes, protein drinks, and takeaway.

Maybe Mic - Zashi, knew that? He wanted to reflect back on their relationship. He was taken aback by this small act. He felt perceived about his nerves despite…being himself.

How could he expect to attend to a friendship or relationship? That’s not what this job is -

He stopped himself. He had to remind himself of several lessons that were beaten into him on the significance of teamwork. That line of thinking was not going to get him anywhere.

He sighed.

There was no excuse. Zashi had always tried to keep the line open. Aizawa was the one who never followed up.

Maybe, this job would be good for him. Maybe he wasn’t as stable as he thought~

The door slid open

Ah. My first student.

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*I* would love your fic recs for dadmight and dadzawa coparenting!! Not OP, but if you’re willing… I can never find enough, partly because they are buried under mountains of all might bashing.

This took quite a whole to answer, sorry! To help divide up these types of ficks, i divided them up into categories to help you find what you're looking for! (there is no bashing in any of these fics)

(also, real talk, how are you guys finding all of those bashing fics? ive only ever seen a few in the wild)

DADZAWA FOCUSED FICS

Nothing so Bright- the true power of Class 1-A is their ability to change people. aizawa would return them but he can't find the receipt

How To Get Adopted Without Letting Your Dad Know He's Adopting You, A Guide By Class 1-A- pure dadzawa fluff. the title says all.

First Snow- It's the first snow of the winter in Japan, and Aizawa learns that his kids are still kids.

third couch is the charm- after setting fire to three seperate couches, aizawa has todoroki take quirk control lessons.

Take my Brain, or what Remains- canon rewrite +portal crossover

One does not Simply Graduate UA- accidental agency creation

A Need to be Loved- Aizawa's many accidental baby acquisitions.

Her Blanket of Sparks- gotta admit this is more bakugou and eri friendship but it does have a nice sprinkle of dadzawa so its included!

DADMIGHT FOCUSED FICS

Heavy is the hand that holds the scissors- Izuku is given a haircut.

Humans make Surprisingly Good Pillows- Izuku accidentally falls asleep on his dad

Razzmatazz- the dadmight content we all deserve, tbh. izuku gets his hero license way earlier then he was supposed to

Some Unspoken Thing- All Might v Hisashi Midoriya custody battle

5 Times Toshinori Called Izuku his Son- i'll give you 3 guesses what the plot is

What's in a Name?- Izuku and a few other students get kidnapped. Toshinori is forced to watch

Growing Like You- Growing pains. Dadmight fluff

Simple Gifts- One year ago, Izuku received the greatest gift he could ever imagine. Now he’s determined to return the favor for the one responsible for it all with a gift of his own.

could i but teach the hundredth part- an upstairs neighbor has enough kids to overthrow the japanese goverment

COPARENTING (PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC)

Ne Plus Ultra- I've recced this before but I can literally NEVER rec it enough. Slice of life.

Adagio- UA has a school dance, and aizawa and yagi share a moment

Who's your Daddy- crackfic. dadmight and dadzawa argue over custody of The Boy

Eye of the Hurricane- what we all wish was the aftermath of ch214 tbh

the drip of melting ice- todoroki and shinsou adopt a cat and try to hide it from aizawa

every memory is a drop in the ocean- Deku gets hit with a memory wiping quirk, and doesn't understand that he's a student at UA. authored by the wonderful @wastefulreverie

A Dysfunctional Family but a Family nonetheless- a series of aizawa and all might doing Dad Things. Does include some vibe checking but its all in love and care. slice of life

this won't be the end of me- a oneshot collecrtion ft dadzawa and dadmight and a few unique aus

At Full Tilt- it technically does meat the criteria, but its one of my favorite series right now so I have to include it. based off the hc that OFA, at 100%, is terrifying

Surprises- Moving into the dorm rooms has a lot of housekeeping issues.

erase- pure fuckin hurt and comfort

A study in Firsts- the class adjusting to new life in the dorms, and their two new dads

REMEMBER TO LEAVE A COMMENT ON THESE FICS, THE AUTHORS NEED SOME LOVE

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Cute story dropped in BNHA Ultra Impact's Charater Trust section for Aizawa. It's called Holiday Story: Shouta Aizawa's Day Off.

It starts off with Aizawa working on his day off with a bunch of paperwork, when All Might approaches him, who is also working on his day off. They exchange small talk when he asks Aizawa if he's had lunch yet:

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This isn't an AU, this is canon and no one can convince me otherwise

An AU Where...

All Might has a giant, custom phone with huge buttons for when he's working.

#All might in his hero form has hands too big for normal phones #if he had a normal one he'd be misdialing all the time #also you can't tell me that with all those quirks #they hadn't invented phones adapted to every kind of weird appendages #big phones are a normal thing compared to that

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Catchphrases

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IM THEIR BIGGEST FAN

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Comfort art because life is getting difficult