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#the terror

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

#favorite things

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#happy passover

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*if you are on more than one of the medications, choose the primary hormone/hormone you are mostly attempting to raise (like, if you are taking testosterone to transition but also take estrogen medically to treat vaginal dystrophy from T you would be primarily taking testosterone for gender transition)

#not taking HRT

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Happy Passover from Rudy Giuliani

#antisemitism #but in a hilarious way #happy passover

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Night Court - Heart Of Stone (S5:E17)

#harry stone #dan fielding #night court #see what other show on television would be brave enough to have its main character stand on a ledge with his dick out

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Hello tumblr user boasamishipper how does it feel to have the most insane yet pinpoint accurate Dan x Harry takes on this whole hellsite tonight

#thanks for asking! #night court #dan x harry #you flatter me immensely my friend

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#anxious tears #before i got a prescription airports were nightmare zones

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prince of egypt is not a christian movie. the exodus is a jewish story. it’s found in other religions, and can even have a heightened level of significance, like for black (specifically african american) christians. but it is a jewish story from jewish scripture written from a jewish perspective about jewish persecution. enjoy it all you want. but don’t go on about how much you love prince of egypt then erase the fundamental jewish spirit of it.

#the prince of egypt

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I can’t get over how the students at Columbia screamed “Go back to Poland” to American Jews. Not even Israelis (though that wouldn’t be okay either). American fucking Jews.

Way to tell me that you don’t want me in your country and think my family and I would be better off dead. You’re such an activist, gleefully screaming for the ethnic cleansing of your country’s own populations.

Get absolutely fucked, you monsters.

#i wish those american college students a very Go To Hell #antisemitism

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I really don’t know how to explain to you that activism, community outreach, meeting important goals in the realm of social justice, and just generally living life is much easier under the presidency of an average democrat than a republican who was so outspokenly racist, genocidal, inflammatory, misogynistic, and violent that he may have permanently skewed the american right to the furthest extreme possible. I don’t know how to explain to you that the candidate who was so extreme that he brought neo-nazis into the mainstream political landscape needs to be kept out of any political office at any cost. even if it means voting for a center-left democrat who won’t personally sign off on your glorious revolution.

#you are fucking unserious people #if i as a self-proclaimed biden hater and leftist can suck it up and vote for him you can too #but unfortunately you just see politics as a fun game where you get to larp the violent revolution #rather than something that tangibly affects the lives of everyone around you #<- prev tags 💯💯💯

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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

#danharry roleplay #who said that #dan x harry

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if you can't laugh during sex then maybe have better sex

#dan x harry #harry comes to bed one night with a sock puppet on his dick and dan laughs so hard he gives himself the hiccups #dan: harry why is there a sock puppet on your dick #harry: oh is this not a safe space suddenly

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~Happy passover~

#happy passover #the prince of egypt

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

#screaming #judaism

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#judaism #happy passover

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