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Ok here me out
Bobbi: hey mom and dad remember Danny and Sherman
Bobbis dad: you mean those feral heathens that didn’t know the difference between a salad fork and a dessert fork
Bobbis mom : are they the ones who tried to sneak into your window but ended up in OUR bedroom by accident when you were in highschool
Bobbis dad : thank god you wised up and left that idiotic band
Bobbi: ....um well....you see
Sherman : hey mrs and mr fabulous long time no see
Danny: guess who’s getting the band back together😃
Bobbis parents:😨
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How the boys react to someone flirting with their boyfriends
Danny: at first will stand to the side with a small glare but if it continues then he will politely tell the flirter to back off
Sherman: Gets mad but also scared because what if they realize they can do better then him. He need reassurance that he’s enough afterwards.
Bobbi: “well hello beauti- ” “EXCUSE YOU I’LL HAVE YOU KNOWN HE IS TAKEN YOU BITCH, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!”
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I can’t stop thinking
About all the Karens Bobbi must have to deal with as a successful hair stylist
And all the times he has roasted their asses
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Sherman: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag
Bobbi: YOU SPILLED WA-WA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINE WHITE BAG
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Sorry it’s been awhile cense I posted anything
I can’t stop picturing how Doofenshmirtz got love Handel to play I couldn’t kick my way in to her heart
“I’m sorry you want us to do what”Danny looked at the evil looking Pharmacist with a raised eyebrow
Doofenshmirtz rolled his eyes “it’s really not that hard to understand, I just need you guys too play a parody of your most famous song about how me not being able too play kickball effected the amount of love my mother gave me to my arch nemesis perry the platypus”
The three band members stood in awkward silence “how much are we getting paid for this”
“200 each”
“Deal”
They probably thought he was insane
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Bobbi hcs
Bobbi is the most dramatic but is constantly denying he is dramatic.
“I am not dramatic” he said dramatically while dramatically tossing him self on the couch
Pretends he doesn’t care about what Sherman and Danny think but tries to impress them constantly
This man loves cheesy romance novels and movies, he watches a new movie or checks out a different book every Wednesday.
He loves to dance and knows how to do most dances but prefers the salsa, ballroom dance, and ballet
Has a vigorous workout routine that includes running, weight lifting, core workouts, and dancing to dance baby.
The best cook out of all of them, he will pack lunches for the two with little notes saying how much he loves them.
Bobbi has a white cat who doesn’t get along with his boyfriends but he is sure their isn’t any riverly or anything( there is)
I feel like he has problems with weight, like he is scared about gaining a single pound
I think he used to bulimic or anorxic and he still struggles with eating but have Danny and Sherman their helps him eat enough.
Sorry it got a little sad at the end
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Sherman hcs
Sherman is the chillest of the group and just goes with the flow
He is also the voice of reason in the relationship
“Bobbi you aren’t buying a 500$ dollar belt because it’s “fabulous” man”
“Danny we cant just climb Mount Everest for inspiration for a new song”
Sherman probably ether has depression or anxiety, or maybe both
Although it isn’t the flashiest job in the world he loves his job, the old ladies are very nice and he gets to take home whatever book he wants.
Because of all his book reading he always has a random fact ready
Sherman loves to cuddle and be cuddled and melts in his boyfriends arms
Sleeps in the middle of the bed
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Non magic Shrek 2 au
Chapter 3
“Bobbi I’m so glad you and your....um “Elizabeth looked between the two sweating guests”betrothed...s could make it ”
Benjamin sneered “ I was wondering if you three would even show up”
Danny held out his hand ”it’s nice to meet you sir ” the older man looked at the hand but didn’t move to shake it “yes well, we would like to see who my son thought worthy enough of the being part of the Fabulous family”
Danny slowly lowered his hand sensing it would not be shook any time soon. The woman was trying to not let her discomfort show on her face “So Simon and Darrel how was your flight,”
Danny rubbed the back of his head ”actually it’s Danny and Sherman ” silence fell on the group as they awkwardly looked at each other.
Sherman tried to make small talk “so um, you two have a lovely home”
The older man looked at him with disdain “yes well were you expecting something less” Bobbi glared at his father “Dad, he’s just trying to be polite” Elizabeth jumps in before things can escalate
“How about we go in for dinner, you three must be starving” she gave Sherman a look ”some more than others ” Benjamin kept the sneer on his face as he looked at the two men his son picked as partners.
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The sneer was still plastered on the mans face at dinner.
The dining room was a brightly light room with Snow White walls, long window with white curtains. The floor was made of white marble and the table they sat at was black and big enough to seat 20 people. Despite this they were all seated next to each other with his mother on one side, love Handel on the other and his father sitting at the head
Sherman and Danny looked at all the different forks in confusion trying to decide what to use to eat their salad. The room was filled with awkward silence “So.....”The shifting women asked ”where do you two work”
“Oh I own a music store” Danny smiled. The older man raised a eyebrow “just one-OW” Bobbi kicked his father under the table. “Dad”
“Not that there’s any thing wrong with that, and how about you” Elizabeth looked towards Sherman. He started to sweat and chuckle nervously”ummm...he...he.......I....uh.....work as a Liberian.”
“..............oh.....how..”the woman gave a tight smile”....nice”
“And where exactly do you three live” Bobbi perked up at this “We actually just got a new house, it’s right outside the city” Elizabeth gave the first genuine smile that night “that sounds like a great place to raise children.” Benjamin spat out his drink, Sherman started to choke on his fork, and Danny looked like a deer in the headlights.
Danny and Bobbi started to pound on Shermans back till the fork unlogged and flew in the middle of the table. Danny looked between the two parents ”don’t you think it’s a bit early to think about that”
”Yes yes (mumble) I just started eating ”
“Benjamin”
“Dad-”
Before a fight could break out a servant came out the door “Mr fabulous dinner is served ” as he said this chefs care out carrying plates of food.
Elizabeth spoke in a condescending voice “Bobbi I noticed you’ve grown a little thicker around the waist so I would make sure you don’t eat to much” Shermans and Dannys faces twisted to barely concealed anger
Bobbi suddenly felt very self conscious”well I’ve been talking to my doctor and he says I should consider putting on more weight so my immune system isn’t as bad” Danny and Sherman smiled at him in support. “Although...” their smiles dropped “Maybe it is a little to much ”
“I couldn’t agree more, but I can’t blame you for being persuaded by” she glanced at the two angry men “bad influences ”
“ Excuse me ”
“You herd me”
“Someone finally said it ”
“MOM DAD”
“While at least we aren’t superficial Barbie dolls”
“And people who act like we’re in the 19th center ”
“SHERMAN DANNY ”
“BOBBI ”
“BOBBI ”
Bobbi suddenly got out of his chair and stormed out of the room while his partners looked at each other guiltily
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Danny hcs
Danny has a one track mind, he only knows things related to music
“If I have 9,854 sheets of music and I had to give my 12 students each the most sheet music I can give them how many would they have”
“821 with some left over ”
“What’s 58 divided by 4”
“Uhhhhhhhhh”
He teaches lessons at his store and loves seeing younger people getting into rock
Can never remember any date, ever
He once forgot his own birthday till he asked why Sherman and Bobbi were being so nice, gave him presents, cooked his favorite meal, and even backed him a cake with his name on it
Can sing the entire song of we didn’t start the fire
He is constantly getting into crazy situations and dragging his boyfriends into it
Will fight anyone who insults his boyfriends
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Bobbis cat hcs
Bobbi got a cat named princess a few years before the band was reunited
Princess is a fat white cat with a little black bow as a collar and she is so SPOILED OMG
“What do you mean giving her fresh salmon and tuna is too expensive ”
She has a cat tree but he might as well call it a cat mansion
Danny and Sherman are so done and are constantly trying to get Bobbi to feed her normal less expensive cat food
Princess HATES her owners boyfriends with a fiery passion. She was horrified when they moved in and dared to steal the attention that belonged to HER
They have a rivalry and want Bobbi to get rid of the stupid animal(s)
She will actively try to trip the two if she sees them going to cuddle with Bobbi. When they fall face first she steals the spot they were going to sit in and just stares them down
Bobbi is obvious to the rivalry
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Non magic Shrek two au
Sorry I use mobile and I don’t know how to make the read more tab
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Chapter 2
The three band members were on a plane heading to Bobbi’s old home Danny leans over towards the woman giving drinks “One Pepsi please ”Danny fiddled with his tie for the tenth time not used to dressing up.“Are we sure we want to do this”
Danny is wearing black pants, a white dress shirt and a red tie. Sherman’s wearing brown pants a orange dress shirt and a blue sweater vest . While Bobbi is wearing white pants a black dress shirt and a white jacket and tie.
Bobbi stroked Danny’s “Don’t worry I’m sure they will love you two” Sherman suddenly starts to sweat and fidget in his seat” um Bobbi how much do your parents know about us other then we were in the same band? Like do they know what jobs we have and stuff?” Sherman looked a little depressed as he mentioned jobs
Bobbi cringed “They...we...we haven’t really talked in a few years so they don’t exactly know a lot about you two” at their panicked faces he quickly put in “But I’m sure they will both love you, I mean they would want me to be happy.....I think, and you two make happy”
As he finished talking the captains voice came on the air and tells them they will be landing soon.
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To the airport
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As they walked out the airport they saw a man standing near a limo with carrying a sign saying Bobbi Fabulous and fiancés
“Well” Bobbi looked between his two loves “guess we should get going” Danny and Sherman both give him tight smiles as they climb in limo.
As they ride to the fabulous manor they notice the houses get bigger and bigger till they stop at the very last house Sherman has to crane his next up to see the top “woah” the place might as well been called fabulous castle rather then manor. The mansion was on a bit of a hill with a staircase leading up to it. It looked to be six stories high with a huge garden in front of it with every color of flower ,it seemed to have a pool bigger then their entire house on the side.
All outside there was workers tending to the garden, mowing the lawn, washing the outside of windows, and some people were painting the outside of the house.
As they pulled up to the gate they noticed the two figures standing outside at the top of the steps. The woman was slim and any wrinkles on her face was hidden with the layers of make up she had on. Her hair was as white as Bobbis and she has it down but with a crown braid. She wore a long white dress with black floral patterns made of lace, she also wore a pearl necklace and earrings. The man looked to be a little bit more on the plump side, with grey hair, unlike his wife nothing hide his wrinkles. He has a blue suit with golden buttons, a white dress shirt and a red tie.
The limo came to a stop as Sherman and Danny both look at each other, both of them give a knowing look. “So.... you guys ready to meet my parents ”
Danny gave the best smile he could “As ready as I’ll ever be sweet heart” Sherman could only give a shaky smile and nod his head in agreement, already wanting to run
As they got out of the limo and started to climb the stairs Danny and Sherman started to get cold feet. Danny leans over to Bobbi whispering, still wearing a tight smile “you know it’s not to late to run and see if we can get a cab” Sherman helpfully chimed in “I know a good sushi place a few miles from here”
Bobbi wearing a identical tight smile and whisper yells “we are not ditching my parents to get sushi ”
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The Fabulous couple start to descend down the stairs wearing equally strained smiles “You know Elizabeth” the man whispers” we could still run inside and pretend we are not home”
“Benjamin we are not hiding from are son and his fiancés”
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“Alright, we have meet your parents we better get going back home, we don’t want to over stay our welcome”Sherman started to sweat bullets.
“Honey relax your going to be fine” Bobbi tried to reassure
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“I can hardly understand marrying one man but TWO?, how does that even work” Benjamin whispers through a gritted teeth
Elizabeth suddenly looked ill “oh god I hope the bigger one won’t encourage any wight gain ”
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The two groups finally meet at the middle of the stairs
“......hi mom......hi dad”
To be continued......
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Love Handel Non Magic shrek 2 au, yes I know I’m trash
Chapter one
“oh my god...YES”
“YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES”
Both Sherman and Bobbi were close to tears as they answered Danny on his knees holding out two rings. Danny was beaming as he pulled his two new fiancées into his arms for a passionate kissing session
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From the couch Danny and Sherman watched in amusement as Bobbi was paceing around the room ranting about floral patterns”And don’t even get me started on what fabiana thought we should do for the flowers ugh”
Danny rolled his eyes with a loving smile “Sweetie the wedding isn’t for another SIX mouths I think we have time to decide what flowers to use”
Sherman raised one of his eyebrows at Danny “I don’t know dude don’t you have to order everything like in advace” Bobbi breated out a sigh while pouring himself a glass of wine and cuddling up on Sherman’s right side while Danny leaned on Sherman’s left side strumming his guitar.
Sherman let him self sink into their affection “You know I don’t think I would change a thing about this moment” Both Danny and Bobbi beamed hearing this.
KNOCK KNOCK
Bobbi set down his wine glass and got off the couch much to Sherman’s disappointment “Now who on earth could that be”
Bobbi opens the door to find a plump looking man in a butler suit at the door with a letter in his hand.
The man stood a little straighter as he opened the letter “I have been sent by Mr. Fabulous to read you this letter because he was not sure if you had a butler to do it for you yet” He couldn’t help to roll his eyes at his dad once again wanting him to get a butler and hinting that he at least wanted him to use the fabulous fortune to act rich.
As the plump man read the letter Danny and Sherman came over to see what was happening “Dear Bobbi and your new ” the man sneered “fiancés you are invited to a gala celebrating your engagement in one week. We would be most happy if you would come three days early so we can meet the two you have chosen to be apart of the Fabulous Family sincerely Benjamin Fabulous and Elizabeth Fabulous aka Mother and Father”
As the plump man finished reading all three members of the band were stunned. Sherman looked at Bobbi “What’s a gala” Bobbi shock his head “it’s pretty much just a fancy party, I don’t know how they know I haven’t even told them yet”
Danny suddenly looked a little upset “Wait your parents, who you haven’t spoken to in years, invited us to a party without even asking if we wanted to let everyone know yet.”
Bobbi just shrugged his shoulders “I guess” Bobbi looked between his two lovers “So....... Should we go”
To be continued.....
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My hcs bout them eating
Danny: mostly instant ramen before the band got together. He can’t cook, he will burn the water, so if his boys can’t cook that night he gets takeout.
Bobbi: I feel like he eats mostly salads and fancy shit that have hard to pronounce names. He will eat fast food if he’s hungry enough. He is the best cook though and is horrified at his boyfriends diets.
Sherman: can only cook breakfast food and cupcakes. He has no standards,
Gross food from the trash
Sherman
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Hey I’m kind of new at this but I do enjoy writing things about love Handel so I’m just going to do that here
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Bobbi’s parents probably throwing their friends sons (or daughters if they are like “that”)at him to woo him because they would rather die then have those two as their in laws.
Idk I really want it to be like sherk 2 without the curse magic but keep the I need a hero part
Do Bobbi’s parents like Danny and Sherman
absolutely not, they're probably like "(in rich people language) bobbi, your heterosexual life partners are not an epic gamer moment"
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