this is it lads. the last #Noah reviews movies but it's actually buzzfeed unsolved. it is an honor and I love all y'all.
THEY'RE BACK IN THE SALLIE HOUSE
2 DEMONIC INVESTOGATIONS WE ARE SO WELL FED BESTIES
shksbwksidnwbok they way Shane read out everything in such a deadpan voice
Shane's bargain bin Tony Stark glasses returned!!!!!
" 'And now I'm back', say it with confidence!" "I'm back!" " YEAS!"
"I've done a lot of- I LAID DOWN ON A PENTAGRAM AND SCREAMED AT THE DEVIL!"
Are we getting flashed in the last episode place your bets babes
Ryan's confidence turning almost immediately into mania... we love to see it
"Hah, we must have a ghost." That's what she said
He doesn't want to sound too eager to answer the phone...
The pets akehwbwiwjsbs lads it's the GANG
JSKABJ the way he smacked the Teddy over and Sallie got mad lmao
"More whiskey." AND "Spaghetti" AND "Apple tater" WE SHALL DINE LIKE KINGS
Sallie really has it with that teddy huh
THAT CLEAR ASS "SALLIE"
Bro girly is at it
"I swear to God I heard those little balls" proceeds to dance
THE FUCKING MOBILE they're bringing in all the clichés I LOVE IT
Okay now I wanna see the video of the claw marks there's never evidence for those
RYAN DANCING LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN AND SHANE THREATENING TO EVICT A LITERAL DEMON IF SHE DOESN'T SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF RYAN
"so be it" girlboss
"We're taking a ghost home with us!" Please get her from a shelter boys
"She's a demon, throw some water on her" The quotes this episode are *chefs kiss*
THEY'RE REFERENCING THEIR OWN EPISODE I LOVE THEM
RYAN LOSING HIS FUCKING SJIT AND ASKING WHERES MY JOSBDIWNA yeah I'm normal about this yeah I can be trusted with media <3
the nostalgia is unreal
GHOST WORMS GHOST WORMS GHOST WORMS
That "back at [unintelligible] sounded a lot like "back at Sallie house fight me on that
THAT DRAWING
SHE GOT A FART AND A GLASS OF PISS A PIG NOSE AND AN EYEPATCH I'M HYSTERICAL
WHY ARE THEY NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT CREEPY ASS "SALLIE"
*chanting* pentagrampentagrampentagramsheputapentagramonthefloorshesallowedtodothatthisisamerica!
I beg you please lay down on the pentagram again
Oh shit lads we in it now
"Aww my old demon hole!" He did not have to say it like that
"I'm not going down there" "Character development you should"
RYAN IS LAYING DOWN ON THE PENTAGRAM THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LSHAOANSJSOAAKAI
"suck it easy- OH I DIDNT MEAN THAT"
THE LIGHT TURNED ON IT'S TRUE IT'S CANON THEY ARE THE BEST GHOSTHUNTERS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND IT TURNED OFF AGAIN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
"It would be pretty sweet if I shat myself in the series finally" no it really wouldn't stop
What's with Shane and creepy dolls
Is that a promise Ryan? Is it? I wanna see this man so unhinged
Now I wanna see Shane write a motivational speech he's so good at insulting spirits now I wanna see him- oh wait
you can now picture me in a corner sobbing
"Turn on that flashlight again. Please don't." I'm getting mixed feelings here budy
YO WHY WAS THAT LIGHT FLICKERING
great now he's laughing aga- he indeed is a crazy man at the Pickmans bedroom
DON'T TELL ME THE SPIRIT BOX DIDN'T SAY "BITCH" IMMEDIATELY AFTER IT SAID "GO"
"How'd it go?" "I ended it." "You ended it? You told her who's boss?" enemies to friends to lovers to enemies again
WHAT IS IT WITH THE DOLLS HE LOOKS SO CONTENT WITH THOSE DOLLS WHAT IN HELLS NAME
Shane slept through the night
Ryan did not sleep at all
Poor little meow meow :((
THE OUTRO MUSIC DON'T DO THIS TO ME
HE DESTROYED THE SPIRIT BOX HE SAID "DON'T FORGET THE SPIRIT BOX" AND HE DIDN'T
Cool they're doing a throwback cool cool I am not crying SHUT THE FUCK UP
"I know one thing to be true: you believed in us" I DID I DO I DO OH MY FUCKING GOD I DO
THE WHOLE CREW I AM SOBBING
SOBBING YOU HEAR ME
Hey guys, we did it. We really did it. This show has been helping me through a lot of tough times and always cheered me up, even when I thought there was nothing to cheer up left. I love this show, Ryan and Shane and this entire community with my whole heart and (without trying to sound like a copycat) I wanted to say thank you for those amazing years and memories. So, thank you for the journey, for the laughs and smiles and the tears (I know this is cheesy but I am committed so fuck you) and scares and memories. Thank you so much.
Don't miss the documentary on 11/24, until then, see y'all.
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Whaddup lads just watched Eternals, you know exactly what time it is:
the found family is STRONG in this one (or maybe not so much killkillkill)
they were all so physically intimate w each other raaaaaaaaaaa
also the amount of pretty people is too much for me to handle like the range
I went with my lesbian best friend and I love her, I really do but man she would literally not shut up about Angeline Jolie
Their powers are all so fucking cool
Makkaris sonic boom is just something else
Like every fucking fast fuck you see on TV looks like an arthric turtle trying to reach a place of kale that's laying outside of the greenscreen
But not Makkari though OH NO
Also everyone signing to her oaaaaaa good shit good shit good shit
Finally some good fucking food disabled representation
why was there a sex scene ewewew get it away from me (it wasn't that bad I'm just a dramatic cunt)
THEIR CONSTUMES RAAAAAAA THEYRE ALL SO STUNNING AND FIT THE CHARACTERS SO WELL AAAAAAAAAA
Sprites vibes are so fucking gnc like lads
Also I'm like so glad they didn't do some weird romance thing w them and Ikaris like nay lads I woulda left
Why did I already forget Sersis boyfriends name? Oh that's right because he was on screen for like six minutes max
Yo as soon as I saw Ajak lying there like a fucking Manekin someone pushed over at kohl's I knew something ain't right
RIP to you Queen you were a real one
FUCKING KINGO SKSHABAIEBE I LOVED EVERYTHING BOLLYWOOD HIS DUMB LITTLE EYEBROW AND KARUN HURRRJJDJD
I swear that mf has at least five cameras stashed into every single pocket of his suit
Druig my babe my darling fucking superb you funky little mind controller
He literally went: yeah Imma leave and take the lads me, what you gonna do?
And Ajak said aight fair enough sskdjsnaiaksbssksj
Ikaris? Don't know her
OH you mean the traitorous cunt that killed two members of his family after one of them told him "Hey I think genocide is bad let's stop this"
Fucking all lives matter vibes I hate him SO MUCH
GOOD FUCKING RIDANCE
BITCH
Thena my beloved? My ethereal Goddess of War? I'd fight Arishem for you, just say the word
Also hers and Gilgameshs' friendship is literally one of my favourite m/f friendships I've ever seen on TV
She's suffering from her flashbacks (which reminded me a fuckton of ptsd) and Gilgamesh chose to stay by her side, taking care of her and isolate themselves so no one else could get hurt
I love him so so so much and his death didn't absolutely SIIAVSKADUKDDOAAJBDIS yeah I'm a normal person <3
PHASTOS
PHASTOS PHASTOS PHASTOS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The man the myth the legend mcus 57th gay character
except THIS TIME we actually met his husband and his son and they were affectionate and they kissed-
crops are watered skin is clear musk is dead
And we had two men that weren't fucking shredded or skinny NO they were stout and they were absolutely fucking badass (not the shit endgame pulled with Thor fuck you fuck you fuck you)
Druig and Makkari own my heart, actually ❤
Also I'm so fucking glad they didn't make Ikaris and Sersi get back together
Yeah he had his stupid little "The power of love" moment
BUT he flung himself in the sun immediately after so it's okay
Die (derogatory)
awwww they made Sprite human let's move on
BAHAHA ARISHEM REALLY YOINKED EVERYONE UP AND INTO OUTER SPACE THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
chile, anyways so
*Harry Styles shows up* hold on, what was that?
I swear I burst a fucking blood vessel
OH WAIT I REMEMBERED HIS NAME anyway whats w that Dane dude? He's funny but what's a w the sword and that ominous ass voice?
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