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How are penguins not extinct?

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I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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It's this time of the year

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the need to animate pokemons

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Wake me up when u get some snackos fren

credit: @goldengramgary

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for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

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“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”

(via)

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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Man. I had every intention of writing today but now I’m sitting on the couch watching my almost two year old sleep, completely dreading the day he will have to go to school.

School should be a safe space for children. Parents shouldn’t have to send their kids to fucking elementary school with bullet proof backpacks and worry if they’re going to make it home.

The US has made it abundantly clear they’re more interested in protecting gun rights than protecting the lives of innocent children.

This country will force you to have a child and then do nothing to make sure they make it through kindergarten without being shot.

They will ban books, TikTok, reproductive rights, fucking drag shows under the guise of “protecting the children” when in reality, over 1300 children under the age of 18 have been killed/injured by guns in 2023 and all they do is send thoughts and prayers. ITS FUCKING MARCH.

“The United States has demonstrated a functional comfort with the murder of children, and i have no clue what to do with that.”

Please consider donating or joining groups that are fighting to end gun violence:

Gays Against Guns

gaysagainstguns.net

Community Justice Action Fund

cjactionfund.org

Brady

BradyUnited.org

Everytown for Gun Safety

everytown.org

March For Our Lives

marchforourlives.com

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@rosyrosie-e yes you need to see Zacs Instagram! His baby sister is so adorable and he’s so sweet with her!

Chris is going to be in time out a lot longer now bestie, so in the mean time..Zac Efrons lookin real good right about now😂

I can give him the understanding, but I'm not sorry for him. He's going to have to work this time to get his ass out of the grave he and his team dug.

Zac is calling your name bestie? I think Ro @chrisevansonly is getting me interested in Harry 🤣

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His call is getting pretty loud bestie🤣

Chris is going to be in time out a lot longer now bestie, so in the mean time..Zac Efrons lookin real good right about now😂

I can give him the understanding, but I'm not sorry for him. He's going to have to work this time to get his ass out of the grave he and his team dug.

Zac is calling your name bestie? I think Ro @chrisevansonly is getting me interested in Harry 🤣

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Zac was my first crush when I was 11 so yeah he’s calling me back bestie🤣

Chris is going to be in time out a lot longer now bestie, so in the mean time..Zac Efrons lookin real good right about now😂

I can give him the understanding, but I'm not sorry for him. He's going to have to work this time to get his ass out of the grave he and his team dug.

Zac is calling your name bestie? I think Ro @chrisevansonly is getting me interested in Harry 🤣

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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (2006)

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Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) dir. Jamie Mitchell and Gary Katona

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Bestie, this was so amazing!!

Snowy Miracle

Chris Evans x Female Reader (no use of y/n in this one)

Summary: After a nasty winter storm cancels your flight to Boston, all hope seems to be lost to get home to your husband, but one cancelled flight won’t stop you from spending the holidays with your favourite person

Warnings: light swearing, but other than that just fluffy goodness<3

A/N: Okay, so this is my first fic in a while so bear with me while i get back into the swing of things! It’s not a super long one, but we’ll get there! Hopefully I did okay, happy holidays! ☺️

Word Count: 753

You should have known the second those big white flakes of snow started falling, flights would start to get cancelled and delayed. A last-minute business venture to New York before the holidays is what started this whole ordeal in the first place. So when the stripe of yellow indicating the last flight to Boston turned red cancelling it entirely, a sigh fell from your lips.

“Of course this has to happen now..”

Mumbling to yourself in annoyance your brain began to start figuring out alternative ways to try an salvage the trip home. Pulling out your phone out and finding a quiet spot to sit you sent a text to your husband back home

The Wife♥️: hey honey, the last flight into Boston was cancelled, I am going to figure out another way, stay tuned, I love you.

Your phone remained silent as you walked through the terminal over to grab your bags, spotting a car rental booth just near the baggage claim. It wasn’t the brightest idea you’ve ever had, but what is the harm in asking them for the most winter appropriate vehicle they have in order for you to get home. After grabbing your bags your phone chimed

Chris: fuck, I should have known that storm would cause problems…I can come get you?

The Wife♥️: it’s all good, I think I figured something out, I’ll keep you updated.

Chris: Okay, I love you, be safe

You managed to score a rental from the company to drive home, and luckily enough they had given you a big SUV with all the four-wheel drive options to make the three hour drive home. After the day you had, all you could think of was a tight hug from Chris and the comforts of your own bed.

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Pulling into the long driveway just after 6:00 pm you finally let your tense shoulders relax, the drive had been nothing short of horrendous, but you finally made it, and were more than ready to get all your things inside. You pulled your suitcase behind you and up to the front door, unlocking it with your keys, the sound of Charlie Brown Christmas on the TV which made you laugh to yourself. Your husband may be 41, but that never stopped him from loving all the classic children’s holiday movies. The rattle of your keys hitting the porcelain bowl on the hallway table echoed through the lower level and soon enough Chris appeared in front of you, eyes wide in surprise but a small smile beginning to pull at the corners of his lips.

“Surprise?”

You laughed and opened your arms for a hug which Chris quickly acted on, wrapping you in his arms and squeezing you to his chest. A slight smell of firewood on his sweater knowing he’d put one on not long ago

“How the hell did you get home angel?”

Pulling back enough to look up at him you smiled

“I got a rental car and drove the three hours home, it was shitty weather, but I made it”

Chris leaned down connecting your lips for a much-needed kiss after being away from each other for a couple days before letting you come further into the house

“I’m glad you’re home in one piece, not sure I love that you drove..”

“I knew you wouldn’t like that idea, so I didn’t tell you, but I’m here now and I didn’t miss Christmas”

A smile appeared on his face again and he didn’t hesitate to pull you back in for another hug, his lips pressing a few kisses to your temple, hands rubbing up and down your back as you held each other in silence.

“How about you go shower, change and I’ll order some dinner? We can watch Home Alone and then work some more on our tree”

He looked towards your very sad looking Christmas tree and laughed; you still had a decent amount of decorating to do

“That sounds perfect, I’ll be quick”

“Take all the time you want pretty girl”

A blush crept across your cheeks before kissing him once more, happy to finally be back with your person

“I love you, I’m happy you’re home”

You smiled before crossing your arms

“I love you too, even if you started Charlie Brown’s Christmas without me.”

Chris’s boisterous laugh the last thing you heard as you made your way upstairs and towards your shared bedroom. A little snow could never get in the way of you getting home for the holidays.