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Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die

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river berumen

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i like hanging out with myself too

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woe

pleasure

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lonely people are like nooooo i love the silence i love being by myself and then you ask them how their day has been and they tear up a bit

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I really hope people online aren't getting the wrong impression of unions and that they're flawless Things that will protect them from any and all mistreatment and that strikes are fun little treats union workers get

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#me #i don't want to talk about your houseplants #the reasons I went to grad school are too personal

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Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

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here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

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[Rings a tiny silver bell] Jeeves, bring me my boxes of illegal documents, you know I can't enjoy a bath without my several boxes of illegal documents.

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“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

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they love apple more than god

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why so celibate

-the jerker

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