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among us ; fukurodani ed

akaashi: kills washio

bokuto: sees

akaashi: self report

discuss

bokuto: it’s me.

konoha: lol what?

bokuto: seriously, im too lazy to kill, please vote me out.

bokuto was not the imposter.

komi: presses emergency button

sarukui: so, it’s akaashi then

akaashi: what?

yukie: akaashi.

kaori: akaashi

akaashi was an imposter

#haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu!! #haikyu #hq incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #incorrect hq quotes #hq #fukurodani #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #washio tatsuki #konoha akinori #sarukui yamato #komi haruki #shirofuku yukie #kaori suzumeda

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semi: ugh i really want to skip class.

tendou: you can always tell the teacher you’re on your period and take a leave.

semi: im a male.

tendou: i know.

#source: 19 days #semi eita #tendou satori #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #shiratorizawa incorrect #shiratorizawa #haikyuu semi #haikyuu tendou

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atsumu: omi-omi make the sound of a cat!

sakusa: meow?

atsumu: so obedient~

meian: right in front of my salad.

#source: 19 days #sakuatsu #atsumu miya #sakusa kiyoomi #shugo meian #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #haikyuu!! #haikyuu msby #miya atsumu #msby bj

[bokeijii]

schweiden adlers interview game, how well do you know each other?

question: what is kageyama’s favourite drink?

hoshiumi: uh, milk, duh?

ushijima: nods

host: what’s the correct answer kageyama?

kageyama: non was correct, i like cow juice

everyone:

#hq plays #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #schweiden adlers #hoshiumi kourai #kageyama tobio #ushijima wakatoshi

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atsumu: i’d do anything for you.

sakusa: i’d sell you for a pack of masks.

osamu: he’s not worth that much.

#thank you for 1000 followers!! #sakusa kiyoomi #atsumu miya #miya osamu #osamu miya #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #haikyuu msby #miya atsumu #msby bj #sakuatsu

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kageyama: I HOPE YOU FALL INTO A PIT AND WITH YOUR SHORT LEGS, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT.

hinata: OH YEA? I HOPE YOUR DUMBASS DRINKS SOME POISON INSTEAD OF MILK.

kageyama: gasp ILL NEVER SET FOR YOU AGAIN.

hinata: damn, kageyama, we know you don’t mean that.

kageyama: i’m sorry, yea i didn’t.

hinata: thought so.

#first argument? #kagehina #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #haikyuu!! #kageyama tobio #hinata shoyo #karasuno incorrect #karasuno

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among us ; nekoma ed

kuroo: black, chases people to stress them out. good at observing who is imposter. laughing like a bitch behind the screen.

kai: lime, when you need someone to watch you scan, accompany you when you need to go to electrical, he’s your man.

yaku: white, “i saw lev vent” he didn’t but they believe him anyway. absolutely brutal as imposter.

tora: yellow, always sCreaming. like he someone in the same room as him? scream, kills someone? scream. dies? scream. voted out? scream.

kenma: red, GOD. yea that’s it. he prefers being imposter for the thrill. extremely good with excuses/observing who is imposter.

fukunaga: purple, no one can ever tell if he’s imposter or not, finishes tasks quickly, good at faking tasks.

inouka: cyan, screams when he kills people cause it stresses him out

shibayama: blue, hates getting imposter but he’s like good at being imposter? everyone trusts bb shibayama so it’s an advantage

lev: pink, behind the screen he screaming “HOW DO YOU DO THIS?” he also cries when someone is chasing him. vents infront of people. “how do you vote?” “why don’t i have tasks this round?”

#hq plays #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #nekoma incorrect #nekoma #kuroo tetsurou #kai nobuyuki #yaku morisuke #yamamoto taketora #kenma kozume #fukunaga shouhei #inouka sou #shibayama yuuki #haiba lev

[bokeijii]

420 with suna

suna: opens fridge

suna:

suna: no more chuppet?

suna: :(

#420 with suna #suna rintarou #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #man what is this.

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hanamaki: so uh, do you like me?

iwaizumi: as a friend.

hanamaki: confident and sure i like that. taking into the walkie talkie he’s innocent, take him, he’s all yours.

iwaizumi: wha-

oikawa, jumping out a bush: IWA-CHAN!

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #iwaoi #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #hanamaki takahiro

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au ; you can hear what your soulmate is singing

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hinata: yamaguchi! did you get any sleep last night?

yamaguchi: i couldn’t, for some reason the jurassic world theme song kept playing, it was probably just in my head but it wouldn’t stop. oh my god it’s back?

sugawara: eh? it’s probably your soulmate singing or rather, humming.

yamaguchi: ..who would- looks at tsukishima.

tsukishima: throws headphones and looks away.

yamaguchi: it stopped.

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atsumu: whenever my soulmate sings it’s really muffled and quiet, it’s cute.

bokuto: ooh, what do they sing?

atsumu: this morning it was renai circulation.

sakusa, realisation: NO.

#au where you can hear what you soulmate is singing #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #atsumu miya #haikyuu msby #miya atsumu #msby bj #sakusa kiyoomi #bokuto koutarou #karasuno incorrect #karasuno #hinata shoyo #yamaguchi tadashi #sugawara koushi #tsukishima kei #sakuatsu #tsukiyama

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kageyama: sometimes i think-

tsukishima: no way!

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #karasuno incorrect #karasuno #tsukishima kei #kageyama tobio

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goshiki: sometimes i feel like someone is watching me.

tendou: maybe it’s just your guardian angel protcting you!

goshiki: maybe!

tendou, whispering to semi: get him a priest he might be haunted.

#i think canonically tendou is scared of paranormal things #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #shiratorizawa incorrect #shiratorizawa #semi eita #shirabu kenjirou #tendou satori #goshiki tsutomu

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msby interview game, how well do you know each other?

question: why did hinata join msby?

atsumu: well, he wanted a good setter you know? he saw me in msby and it just struck him that his is his place.

bokuto: excuse me? yea tsum-tsum you’re a good setter but we can all agree that hinata joined because he wanted to follow me, isn’t that right disciple?

sakusa: i was a top 1 ace in my highschool days, he wanted to play in my team to bad and now he took his chance to do so.

host: what’s the correct answer shoyo?

hinata:

hinata: damn i just wanted go against and beat kageyama-

#hq plays #in the end of the day #hinata goes back to kageyama #kagehina #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #atsumu miya #haikyuu msby #miya atsumu #msby bj #kageyama tobio #bokuto koutarou #hinata shoyo #sakusa kiyoomi

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daishou: EAT PP

kuroo: eat polypropylene? daishou that’s just unsafe, you go too far.

#when you search ‘pp’ a chemical compound pops up- #kuroo tetsurou #daishou suguru #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes

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suna takes the hour 4:20 very seriously

suna: haha i’m a cat

atsumu: how?

suna: why do you think my hair looks the way it is?

suna: they’re just low cat ears, i’m lichrally a furry.

atsumu: and they called me a furry

suna: you are.

atsumu:

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suna: i have learnt a new skill

kita: ah nice, what is it?

suna: tattooist

kita: i didn’t know you were good at art, can i see some of your works?

suna: points at atsumu

...there was a dick drawn on atsumu’s forehead suna: what? he has his side bangs to cover it

#420 with suna #part one maybe? #this is so fucked i’m sorry #suna rintarou #atsumu miya #kita shinsuke #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #miya atsumu #inarizaki incorrect #hq inarizaki #haikyuu inarizaki #inarizaki

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date night

bokuto, getting his laptop ready: so what are we watching?

akaashi: oh i want to watch this movie with you

bokuto: sure, what’s the name?

akaashi: kimi no nawa

bokuto:

bokuto: types out ‘bokuto’ into his search bar

#haha get it? cause kimi no nawa means your name. and they’re japanese so- #ok i’ll stop have a good night #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #hq incorrect #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #haikyuu bokuaka #bokuaka #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji

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tsukishima: theres two types of people when theyre falling in love.

tsukishima: there the one that knows they’re in love.

bokuto: i love akaashi!

konoha: you tell us that everyday.

tsukishima: and theres the dumbass oblivious one.

kuroo: do you think kenma likes me?

yaku: you guys just had you one year anniversary yesterday?

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect quotes #hq incorrect #incorrect hq quotes #haikyuu!! #tsukishima kei #yaku morisuke #kuroo testuro #kenma kozume #kuroken #bokuaka #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #konoha akinori