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“The Diner”
Summary: Working at a diner as a waitress, struggling to make bills and take care of the kid your sister left you, one night you meet James.
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Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Dog Day
Part 12
Part 13
Epilogue
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This joke got no reaction at all on Facebook so I'm sharing it here where it'll be appreciated
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bolontiku · 6 hours
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he's so unhelpful and it's on purpose
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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference
and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”
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bolontiku · 6 hours
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you guys don’t have the boop feature anymore? that’s weird, mine is still here
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Wonders why the air is so spicy? 
(Source)
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bolontiku · 6 hours
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imagine spock trying to understand terran social media and downloading snapchat on his padd so he can see what all the fuss is about
jim and bones spend the majority of their free time during their shifts sending wacky and often inappropriate pictures to spock who merely replies with completely stoic selfies of his emotionless expression
until one day as an experiment he sends this picture
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and watches in fascination as mccoy quite literally falls out of his chair in surprise across the mess hall while jim starts weeping from laughing so hard
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
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bolontiku · 6 hours
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Cum Together: A Community Revival Extravaganza
@labella420 had the amazing idea to host an event to try to boost engagement, revive our community, and have some fun while we’re at it. If you’re like us, you probably miss “the good ole days” or perhaps you’re feeling disappointed by the lack of engagement, so! Here’s your chance to join in on some shameless hoe revelry and have some fun with your fellow CE hoes 🤗
And! This extravaganza isn’t just for writers, it’s for readers, too! 
Keep reading to find out how we can all cum together (lollll) and indulge in some shenanigans while breathing some life back into our beloved CE fandom. You may even get a custom fic written just for you out of it 😘
EXTRAVAGANZA DETAILS
When: April 28 - May 4
How to Participate: 
👉🏻 Writers: Write and post a fic (or fics!) about any Chris Evans character using one (or more!) of the prompts below. 
👉🏻Readers: Engage with your favorite writers via reblogs or asks. 
Your Participation = An Entry Into Our Cum Together 2024 Raffle
Writers, for each fic you post for the extravaganza, you will earn one entry into our raffle. Be sure to use the tag #cum together 2024 raffle entry the first time you post your fic(s), as well as for any asks you receive from readers engaging with you for the event, so we can record all participation.
Readers, each time you engage with a writer via a reblog or ask, you will earn one entry into our raffle. For your reblogs, be sure to use the tag #cum together 2024 raffle entry so that we can record your participation. For your asks to writers, be sure to mention the event so we know it’s an entry for the challenge. We would also suggest reblogging any writer ask replies to your asks with the entry tag as well.
At the end of the extravaganza, Bella and I will randomly select 2 raffle winners who will get to request a custom CE fic written by one of us 🥳
THE MORE YOU PARTICIPATE AND ENGAGE, THE MORE ENTRIES YOU EARN TO GET YOUR CUSTOM STORY! (ALSO THE HAPPIER YOU’LL MAKE YOUR FELLOW HOES AND THE MORE FUN YOU’LL HAVE!)
Rules for Fic Entries:
500 word minimum, no max! (Please put your story under a cut after 150 words.)
Original works only. If your story is part of a series, it must be able to be read as a standalone piece.
Please tag me @stargazingfangirl18 and @labella420 when posting so that we can reblog as many fics as possible and record your raffle entries. (You don’t need to follow us to join in!)
Include the tag #cum together 2024 raffle entry on the original post of your fic (not on reblogs or reblog replies, please.)
Any genre accepted! Can be fluff, angst, comedy, AU, dark, whatever you want.
Please stick to fictional CE characters only, no RPF.
Reader insert stories are preferred vs OCs. LGBTQ+, BIPOC, & interracial stories are welcome and encouraged!
No toilet stuff, no necrophilia, no snuff, or bestiality. Non-con and dub-con must fall within commonly posted dark fics. 
Please include warnings as needed for smut, explicit language, explicit sexual content, non-con, dub-con, dark fic, trigger warnings, 18+, etc.
Rules for Reader Engagement Entries:
75-word minimum for your engagement posts/asks - no blank reblogs or one liner “reblogs” allowed. Show your favorite authors some love and appreciation for their hard work providing free content that you enjoy. If you struggle to come up with what to say, check out this post for ideas.
Reader engagement entries must be one of the following 1) a reblog of an author’s work or masterlist, or 2) a reblog of an author’s reply to an event ask you submitted to them.
Include the tag #cum together 2024 raffle entry on any of your reblogs or writer ask reply reblogs.
Please stick to fictional CE character works only.
Odds & Ends:
Each writer can submit a maximum of 3 stories.
There is no limit on reader engagement entries - we want you to participate and boost engagement!
Writers do not need to claim or request a prompt.
Smut writers and characters must be 18+.
Writers can also participate as readers for this challenge, and vice versa. So basically anyone can have writer and reader entries.
We reserve the right to not reblog any post.
STORY PROMPTS
CUM TOGETHER PROMPTS:
Characters A + B cum together at the same time
Meeting your long distance partner in person for the first time
“Tell me your favorite way to cum so I can satisfy you the way you deserve.”
Pining + running into each other after a long time apart + frantic kisses
Pouncing on your partner as soon as they arrive home from a trip away
“My favorite thing in the world is being here with you.”
Showing up at your love’s home in the middle of the night because you need to be with them
Soulmates meeting for the first time
“Admit it, you didn’t really know true happiness until you met me.”
Character A can’t cum until Character B does
MULTI-PROMPT PROMPTS:
Blackmail + Cum play + “See, that wasn’t so bad, was it? I think you even enjoyed it.”
“Show me.” + Frightened + Cabin in the woods
Yellow + Feel like you’re being watched + “I can’t believe I’m doing this.”
Coercion + Multiple CE babes + “Aw, don’t cry, honey, we promise we’ll be good to you if you’re good to us.”
Proposal + Happy tears + “Nailed it.”
Meetcute + embarrassed + “My hero.”
DIALOGUE PROMPTS:
“Do you even know how to be nice? I bet you can’t say one nice thing about me.”
“I swear to God, if you make me come in there, you’re gonna regret it.”
“How about a little wager?”
“If you correctly guess the color of my panties, I’ll let you take them off me.”
“Bet I can make you cum first.”
“You are such a fucking menace.”
KINK PROMPTS:
Breeding
Competency
Oral sex
Innocence
Soft!dom
Primal play
Free use
Somnophilia
Overstimulation
Praise
TROPE & AU PROMPTS:
A/B/O
Only one bed
Mob AU
Two idiots in love
The one that (almost) got away
Biker AU
Friends to lovers
Basement wife (or husband!) AU
CE!babe is a cam!boy
Seeking comfort
CEO AU
Enemies to lovers
Tagging some lovelies who may be interested or want to signal boost the event, no pressure though! ❤️
@yenzys-lucky-charm-library @krirebr @thezombieprostitute @paperweight91 @eulalielatibule @anika-ann @jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory @jamneuromain @our-marvel-universe @precious1610 @darkficsyouneveraskedfor @alicedopey @biteofcherry @buckets-and-trees @avintagekiss24 @before-we-get-started @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @saiyanprincessswanie @sagechanoafterdark @gifsbysimplysonia @golden-ariess @ghotifishreads @giorno-plays-piano @hansensgirl @lilacevans @kind-of-crazy-butthatsokay @lauratang @needlereads @nowandajenn @rodrikstark @worksby-d @universitypenguin @vonalyn @jtargaryen18 @chase-your-dreams-away @secretswiftymarvelfan @crazyunsexycool @jesevans @emerald-writes @targaryenvampireslayer @foxgloveprincess @nekoannie-chan @americasass81 @sgtnightwolfinthetardis @holacia3 @gracet93 @astheskycries
(Sorry if I forgot anyone, I'm sooo bad at remembering in the moment/tagging lolol.)
P.S. Amazing, stunning, beautiful, panty ruining banner made by the supremely talented @labella420 😍
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bolontiku · 6 hours
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Wearing character shirts when you have breasts
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bolontiku · 7 hours
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Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children
Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born
And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck
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bolontiku · 7 hours
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It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland
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bolontiku · 7 hours
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I think one of my favourite things in the world is when I wake up next to my dog and I hear her tail start wagging on the bed because she’s so excited to wake up together.
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A little birthday gift for @loufok sorry you had to wait those few days ;;
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