of course; the time when I feel as though I NEED to reblog something, suddenly it’s all malfunctioning 😄 I love my defective-ass phone.
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i hope every assignment. dies
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Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!
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y’all, I can’t even— that’s literally the lesbian flag on her sweater.
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bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job
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unaware transfemme call that a she/huh
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Anyway that’s why you wear wool and a life jacket babeeeyyyy
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Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.
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“You know damn well I don’t leave the house” is still the funniest thing this website has ever given me
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Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.
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