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Jarl Brum: Still not straight I see.

Nina: Neither are your teeth, but here we are.

#conversation #grishaverse #jarl brum #nina zenik #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Nikolai: We both look great tonight.

Zoya: You know, if you just said "you look great tonight," I would've said "so do you."

Nikolai: I couldn't take the chance.

#conversation #grishaverse #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #king of scars #rule of wolves #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Kaz: I ship me and money.

[insp.]

#conversation #grishaverse #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Nadia: So, what's your aesthetic?

Nina: Cute as heck but will break your neck.

Nadia: Same.

[insp.]

#conversation #grishaverse #nadia zhabin #nina zenik #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #bardugo #leigh bardugo #(scene: nina's first few days at the little palace)

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Van Eck: You tricked me!

Kaz: No, I merely deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

#conversation #grishaverse #jan van eck #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Inej: *laughs*

Kaz: Disgusting.

Kaz: Do it again.

#conversation #grishaverse #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Nina: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Kaz: I can’t smile just because I feel like it?

Jesper: Wylan tripped and fell on the way here.

#conversation #grishaverse #nina zenik #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Jesper: Rules were made to be broken!

Wylan: Yeah, well, bodies weren’t!

#conversation #grishaverse #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Fedyor: *puts his hands over Ivan’s eyes from behind*

Fedyor: Guess who?

Ivan: It’s either Fedyor or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Fedyor: It’s Fedyor!

Ivan: Damn it.

#conversation #grishaverse #fedyor kaminsky #ivan #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Alina: *gestures between Ivan and Fedyor*

Alina: I really like this whole “good guy, bad guy” thing you two have going on.

Ivan: it’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Fedyor isn’t.

#conversation #grishaverse #alina starkov #ivan #fedyor kaminsky #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Ivan: I would take a bullet for you.

Fedyor: That’s the most romantic thing you have ever said to me.

David: The keftas are bulletproof.

Ivan: Shut up David!

#conversation #grishaverse #ivan #fedyor kaminsky #david kostyk #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Alina: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Ivan: I'm a knife!

Fedyor: *from across the room*

Fedyor: He's the little spoon.

#conversation #grishaverse #alina starkov #ivan #fedyor kaminsky #shadow and bone #siege and storm #ruin and rising #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Kaz: I have some news you might want to hear.

Jesper: Guess you could say you have "brekkin news"?

Kaz:

Jesper:

Jesper: Please don’t "brekk" my legs.

#conversation #grishaverse #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Any Barrel Member: *is within 100 feet of Inej*

Kaz: If you even fucking look at my wraith, I will beat you to death with my cane.

#conversation #grishaverse #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Jesper: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Inej: I know.

Inej: That's why I carry 14 knives.

#conversation #grishaverse #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Jesper: You're a wanted man now, Wylan.

Wylan: Impossible, I wasn't even a wanted child.

#conversation #grishaverse #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo

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Kaz: *talks to Wylan*

Kaz: The native population of Fjerda can be aggressive, so it's important to take the necessary precautions when approaching.

[later]

Kaz: *blows an air horn an inch from Matthias' face*

Kaz: Get fucked.

#conversation #grishaverse #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #six of crows #crooked kingdom #bardugo #leigh bardugo