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Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get

Don't walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

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anyone else notice that when Nicky first opens the door he looks really annoyed up until he sees Andy? ... why do the simplest things gove me ideas lol

#the old guard #the old guard netflix #booker the old guard #netflix original #nicolo di genova #nile freeman #nile the old guard #sebastien le livre #yusuf al kaysani #andy of scythia

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Headcannon that all the swords/knives/daggers/arrows/axes the Old Guard have come from being stabbed/shot and they just,,, keep the blades

Andy, exhausted: im keeping this to spite you

Joe, being a little shit: it's a nice blade!

Nicky, a feral garbage cat: Finders keepers, losers weepers

Nile, a millennial: A knife? For me?! In this economy?! Oh evil henchman #3 you shouldn't have!

Booker, having sad frenchboi hours: do,,, would you like to try again?

Quynh: *stabs them back* mine now. Bitch.

Photo credit: @here-be-dragonz from https://here-be-dragonz.tumblr.com/post/624931341208895488/the-old-guard-text-posts

Edit: added this photo from @immortal-trash https://immortal-trash.tumblr.com/post/633599021991264256/nick-tumblr-text-posts-part-1-part-2-part-3

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i am never, ever going to forgive my mother for making the funniest fucking joke i have ever heard from someone during a movie.

so we were watching the old guard the other day. this was basically an elaborate plan on my part after i made her watch the haunting of bly manor with me, because I'm definitely gonna acquaint her with mlm/wlw and all sorts of lgbtq love and romance in due course of time

i digress

so she loved the movie and she adored it and all the characters but it was beyond obvious that she'd clearly taken a liking to booker. not in a oh-he's-handsome-and-i'm-attracted-to-him way but in a definitive oh look at that poor bastard is he okay when is he getting his next hot meal to keep the blood in his veins flowing way

and there was the scene where copley and keane's men storm their safehouse in goussainville while andy and nile are talking outside and they capture joe and nicky while booker has his guts blown up

and then nile and andy come running in and see the depressed bastard lying there slowly knitting himself back to life and andy straight up smacks him and at this point my mother just quietly went "oh no book's torn"

i brushed it off and thought I'd probably missed something else she was saying but then she giggled to herself and i shit you not she went

"heh. book binding. get it? book? binding? heh."

and I had to pause the movie for seven minutes because I was laughing too hard to focus on anything and I couldn't believe I'd missed the opportunity to make that terrible terrible joke on my own

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The “old” Old Guard

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The old guard as ao3 tags 2/2

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im so glad i chose this name cause as far as im concerned this blog took a fat depression nap and is back on... as soon as I rewatch TOG. Send prompts if you feel like it. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY/NIGHT SOMETHING.

also blame the inactivity on college. It's a bitch. But also my first semester so I wasn't sure how things would work out.

#im back #i promise

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@booker

#the old guard #the old guard netflix #netflix original #booker the old guard #sebastien le livre

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Nicky saying fuck you without actually saying fuck you.

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The Old Guard cast is incredibly attractive

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Luca Marinelli + Character Text Posts

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I’m not saying that Nicky and Joe killed all of those guards to make out in the back of an armoured van but I’m not not saying that

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This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

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His name is Jacob Blake. He was unarmed, trying to break up a fight. He was tasered and shot 7 times while trying to get into a car. His kids were watching.

This happened on 8/23. Havent found too many posts on tumblr about it yet. Police tear gassed protestors who gathered outside the police station. I'll keep an eye out for a gofundme/petition.

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.