stalking jack the ripper never had a bad track. academic rivals to lovers? BANGER. 19th century london handwritten notes? SLAPS. calling each other by their last names? SEXY. don’t even get me STARTED on falling in love while catching murders and performing post-mortems.
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Mina: What happens if you press all three pedals of the piano simultaneously?
Emma: It takes a screenshot.
Jem: Emma, no.
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no like if anything else happens to the remaining Crows i will happily let kaz obliterate the whole world.
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demonic cult aside, Leon Verlac was pretty miserable, what with him chasing Helen all over Paris, and the latter didn’t even bat an eyelash and lowkey found him annoying; and then to Venice where he met, tried and failed to hit on Alec; and then encountered Magnus in Rome after the Crimson Hand’s business only to be turned down and told to “keep dreaming”; and finally arrested the cult leader only to find Magnus and Alec reunited and Helen and Aline kissing and planning their travel year; and later on his cousin Sebastian Verlac was murdered by evil Sebastian Morgenstern like—
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Shinyun literally has the greatest poker face of all time, and the TMI gang in TLBOTW is hilarious.
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here’s a gentle reminder that there is nothing wrong with dnf-ing a book, or taking very long to finish a book, or not reading for a few days, a month, or however long your break from reading is <3
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i’d pay good money to see Jude Duarte and Kaz Brekker scheme together.
*Cardan screeches in the background*
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“The three of you have one solution to every problem. Murder. No key fits every lock.” Cardan gives us all a stern look, holding up a long-fingered hand with my stolen ruby ring still on one finger. “Someone tries to betray the High King, murder. Someone gives you a harsh look, murder. Someone disrespects you, murder. Someone ruins your laundry, murder.” — Holly Black, The Wicked King
Cardan describing The Folk of the Air series
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percy jackson said this:
Annabeth wiped her tears away. “There was a time I thought . . . well, I thought . . .” She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.
and you expect me to be okay?
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