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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#i do but it is literally only for ironing my sewing projects #for nice clothes i hand them up immediately so they don’t get wrinkled #and idgaf about tshirts

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

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It makes me happy when they listen

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

#or siblings

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Funniest thing about the Old Testament is how it consistently disparages bronze-age hero type characters crafted by its historical peers and lifts up that saddest patheticest wet little meow meows youve ever seen

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emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester

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as above (hairy pits), so below (full bush)