bookworms-lair

[bookworms-lair]

whatever you do, don’t imagine Neil Josten singing this (unless you feel the need to sob uncontrollably)

#no im not crying #why is his backstory so depressing #sobbing #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg #aftg series #aftg thoughts #aftg foxes #the foxes #neil josten #Spotify

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Y’all we just got a RELEASE DATE how the fuck are we not trending???? how the fUCK ARE WE NOT LOSING OUR MINDS??? TEN DAYS YALL!!! TEN!!!!

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Matt: are you ok?

Neil: i’m fine.

Matt: YOU WERE STABBED!!

Neil: i’ve been stabbed before

Matt: THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN BUILD IMMUNITY AGAINST-

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg thoughts #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg spoilers #aftg headcanon #aftg hc #aftg foxes #aftg #aftg neil #aftg matt #the foxes #neil josten #matt boyd

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Andrew: i admit, some mistakes were made

Matt: murder. some murders were made.

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg headcanon #aftg thoughts #aftg hc #aftg #aftg foxes #aftg matt #aftg andrew #matt boyd #andrew minyard

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Andrew: how come whenever I have fun, it’s considered wrong?

Nicky: people die when you have fun

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg fandom #aftg shitpost #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg thoughts #aftg foxes #aftg #aftg andrew #aftg nicky #the foxes #andrew minyard #nicky hemmick

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*Matt desperately trying to restrain Andrew*:

Wymack: what happened?

Dan: someone said Neil is scary

Andrew: need. knife. must. kill.

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg thoughts #aftg foxes #aftg hc #aftg #aftg andrew #aftg dan #aftg neil #aftg wymack #aftg matt #the foxes #neil josten #dan wilds #david wymack #matt boyd #andrew minyard #andreil

[bookworms-lair]

hyperfixations come and go but the aftg special interest is forever

#its never over

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Nicky: *walking into a room* do you think i can fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth?

Aaron: you’re a hazard to society-

Andrew: and a coward! DO 20

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg thoughts #aftg headcanon #aftg hc #aftg andrew #aftg nicky #aftg #the foxes #nicky hemmick #andrew minyard #aftg aaron #aaron minyard #twinyards

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Wymack: alright, listen up you little shits

Wymack: not you Renee, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg shitpost #aftg textpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg thoughts #aftg headcanon #aftg hc #aftg #aftg renee #aftg wymack #the foxes #david wymack #renee walker #not exactly #an angel #but close enough

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*a random problem appears*

Andrew: MURDER!

Wymack: NO-

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg fandom #aftg shitpost #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg thoughts #aftg andrew #the foxes #aftg #aftg wymack #andrew minyard #david wymack

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Nicky: Andrew, what are you doing?

Andrew: well, Kevin told me to drink more fluids

Nicky:

Andrew: so i’m waiting for this ice cream to melt

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg thoughts #aftg #aftg nicky #aftg andrew #the foxes #andrew minyard #nicky hemmick #the monsters #the cousins #aftg kevin #kevin day

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Neil: murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Dan: it’s not on anyone’s!

Andrew: it’s on mine, just not until next tuesday.

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg thoughts #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg headcanon #aftg #aftg hc #aftg andrew #aftg neil #the foxes #neil josten #andrew minyard #aftg dan #dan wilds #andrew x neil

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Kevin: hey could i have some napkins?

Worker: sir, this is a McDonald’s, we don't sell napkins

Nicky: my bad, could i get some McNapkins?

Worker: of course!

Kevin:

#pls tell me someone gets this #mcdonalds #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg thoughts #aftg nicky #aftg kevin #aftg #the foxes #kevin day #nicky hemmick #best prank call ever #iykyk

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Kevin: you're a failure

Nicky: but at least i'm a failure with a college degree!

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg thoughts #aftg nicky #aftg kevin #aftg #the foxes #kevin day #nicky hemmick

[bookworms-lair]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

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Neil: here's the plan. we're gonna light a fire.

Matt: i’m gonna stop you right there-

#all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg fandom #aftg trilogy #aftg #aftg series #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg headcanon #aftg hc #aftg thoughts #aftg neil #the foxes #aftg matt #neil josten #matt boyd #arson

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bless the followers who tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom