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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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Taylor swift fans heads would explode if they heard a 5'10 middle aged trucker shitting in a public bathroom

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it would be an honor to jump into the engine of taylor swifts private jet like a scared goose right as it lifts off the ground

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i love bringing liquids to the boil yaaas the cauldron

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slides in

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worried that about donating to palestinian escape gofundmes instead of organizations like careforgaza i know are vetted; any tips for telling if one is legit?

Usually if an account reaches out to you and their tumblr page is a shit ton of popular posts all reblogged within minutes of each other, with a fundraising post pinned that was made maybe 45 minutes ago, it's a sign they're a scam (and are spamming reblogs to make themselves look more legit). Go to Operation Olive Branch for funds to donate to - their team is thorough when vetting funds and they have hundreds still waiting to reach their goal.

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you used to small me with your ray gun

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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breakfast for dinner is so good. but if you start doing it regularly it becomes just another meal.

which it is.

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basketball tête de merde de Penn et Teller