new weed idea
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i love charles smith (affectionate)
i love sean macguire (derogatory)
i love this character (affectionate) vs i love this character (derogatory)
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he is just standing there
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i love abortion and i love divorce
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mike stoklasa
big of heart
small of ass
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i curse every bone in your body to have anime boob physics
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certified 😌
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all in a day’s work
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funny noise
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the mutual of my mutual is my enemy
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you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years
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"i am looking respectfully 👀" is just girl talk for like "i want to motorboat your humongous tits"
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talks to myself all the time so i’ll grow faster like a house plant
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men will literally become batman instead of going to therapy
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actually fuck this *joins the muppets*
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girl activities:
checking bank accounts
tracking packages
picking skin
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