*in an argument*
Persephone: The only person stupider than you, is Hermes!
Hermes: Yeah! ….wait
Ares: ….
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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Okay but listen, Jude saying she likes Cardan because he is clever and funny is so important. Because even if he mentions his handsomeness, I'm pretty sure it'd be disappointing if Jude said that. Skipping back to the time when he was guessing Jude's feelings, he guessed that Jude either liked him for his pretty boy look, or the sheer challenge of it. None of that has anything to do with his personality . He didn't even think Jude could like him for anything like that bcs he only saw the bad parts of himself. Jude saying he was clever and funny solidified the fact that Cardan isn't a way for Jude to prove herself.
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HELP AJSHDJDGDKSGS
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she's a 10 but she wants to stab me so that makes her an 11
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just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground
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Every reblog removes one HP from the queen
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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic
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dream job: robert pattinson’s therapist …. i wanna see whats going on up there
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robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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things could be worse. you could have school tomorrow.
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