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Daisy: What scares you the most?

Simmons: Snakes

Fitz: Needles

May: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Coulson: May

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Fitz: Why is it that you must paint many pictures to be a painter, but if you murder ONE person you’re a murderer?

Simmons:

Simmons: Where's Deke?

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Hunter: Bigfoot but shaven

Fitz: Mr. Clean

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Deke: So I got kicked off the mission for good because I am apparently a "liability" and "reckless" and "Deke". That’s just my name, but you should hear their tone.

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Daisy and Sousa: *staring into each other’s eyes*

Mack: *opens a can of coke*

Daisy: We’re having a moment

Mack: I’m having a coke

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Daisy: Anyone know any good books that make you cry?

Fitz: My diary

Daisy: I said good books.

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Daisy: How does S.H.E.I.L.D usually get out of these messes?

Coulson: We don’t. We just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Hunter: Do I look cute?

Officer taking his mug shot: For the love of god, please stop asking.

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May: Did you have a plan?

Coulson: I thought the adrenaline would kick in. It did not.

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Mack: What's the worst decision you've ever made while drunk?

Hunter: Not to brag or anything, but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Hunter: I think I found a way to make money.

Bobbi: You'd make a decent stripper.

Hunter: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I was talking about.

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Fitz, with his arm stuck in a vending machine: I am the smartest, most skilled engineer in this place.

Mack: Is your arm stuck in a vending machine?

Fitz: I payed for my Malteasers, I'm getting my Malteasers.

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Hunter: I do not have anger issues! Okay?

Bobbi: Oh yeah? Remember when that McDonald's employee got your order wrong so you screamed "YOU MCFUCKED UP".

Mack: And then you called them a "chicken McNobody"?

Hunter: hehe. "Chicken McNobody". Classic.

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He's checking to see if she's cake :)

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Simmons: Did you know most laughs that you hear on TV shows were recorded in the 1950's? That means technically, you're most likely hearing dead people laughing.

Fitz: This may be a pretty interesting fact for most people, but I always hear dead people laughing.

Daisy: Hey, Fitz? What the fuck does that mean?

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Mcdonalds drive through: hello sir welcome to mcdonald’s what can I get for you.

Fitz: a reason to live.

Deke: 10 piece chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce. 

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Daisy: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from the gods.