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society if peter referred to juno as his “lady friend” in canon:

#pensive emoji #tpp

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juno: *rolls over in bed and knees Nureyev in the side*

nureyev: ow, you kneed me!

juno, asleep: yeah, i do need you

nureyev, crying: okay

#ASDSFFDG #tpp

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#miasma moodboard #tpp #long post

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lovelace: jacobi why would you volunteer to seduce our male guards

jacobi: cuz i’m. you know

lovelace: what.

lovelace: this is a podcast i can’t see what you’re doing

#w359 #FHFDHFGJ

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Current gender: whatever the fuck the penumbra podcast juno steel storyline has got going on

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i said mabel martin’s name three times into a mirror and then swapped places with tressa davis. ive been stuck in this house for weeks. becca de la rosa left me a very kind voicemail but she said i cant leave and then mabel martin said she’d eat my dreams. all i can do anymore is think about this podcast’s complex plot. someone help me please the house is trying to eat me pl

#FHDFHDGH #Mabel podcast

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2 Murderous 2 Mask is fun cause Junos like "I hate this. Shits fucked, everything here wants me dead, and this beautiful secret agent man wont stop flirting with me" and "Rex" is all "Pls tell me ur secrets, Juno. What are your top ten insecurities my dear Juno, also, what a pretty name! Heres a fun fact about the occult!" and then they fall in love

#i hate gay ppl #tpp

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sorry nureyev but the trench coat stays on during sex

#DFDGFFFDG #tpp

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1780s ball gowns do it better

#MKSS JUNO PLEASE #tpp

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i am a simp

#YESSSS #tpp

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I would die for you, Ms Rita Penumbrapodcast

#tpp

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thats content 

#JUNO PLEASE KISS ME #tpp

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[ID: A three-panel comic in the style of the popular Kate Benton Pride and Prejudice comic. In the first panel, Nureyev says to Juno “Juno I have come to ravish you.” In the second panel Nureyev holds Juno as Juno says “Not until I grow as a person, Nureyev” and Nureyev responds “Fine.” Rita is in the foreground holding a bag of salmon snacks with starry eyes. In the final panel Nureyev sits alone with clenched fists saying “Then I will sit here consumed with lust for the rest of season two.” End ID].

I’m sure someone has done this before but consider:

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we don’t talk abt the beginning of promised land part 2 enough :’(

#b r o

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(don’t repost) arr i love juno steel and his constant stream of one liners

#JUNOOOOOO I LOVE YOU #tpp

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mamma mia (here we go again)

by arsonadvocate

“Are you nervous?” Juno asked, reaching behind himself to pull one of the belts across his back to buckle at his shoulder.

“Never,” Nureyev said, glancing at Juno. The light bounced off of the metallic rims of his glasses. “Are you?”

“No,” Juno lied. “I think it’ll run smoothly.”

Nureyev smiled, capping the lipstick and wrapping his arms around Juno’s waist, buckling the last belt. “Of course it will. Now, are you going to wear that gold eyeliner I bought for you last week-”

“I still highly doubt that you actually bought it-”

“-or are you going to continue ogling me in the mirror?”

Words: 9534, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Other

Characters: Peter Nureyev, Juno Steel, Rita (Penumbra Podcast), Original Characters

Relationships: Peter Nureyev/Juno Steel, Rita & Juno Steel

Additional Tags: god this fic is SO MUCH, Heist, Violence, i overdescribe outfits like a fic writer from 2012, nureyev is a slut! good for him, Jealousy, nureyev gets flirted with and hes not Comfy with it but he gets to fuck them up later so its fine, alcohol mention: they order wine at a restaurant and drink a little but literally just like, 2 sips??? not enough to actually get even close to tipsy, thought it was worth tagging anyways, things go wrong: the musical, the roses return…., the tags of this seem ominous and bad but i promise the tone of this is very lighthearted

Read on AO3 at https://ift.tt/333miJp

#oh hey that's my fic #tpp #pwease read

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*taps mic* THIS ONE’S FOR YOU NUREYEV FUCKERS!!!! man’s thirsty give him water

#👀 #tpp