count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie
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my union is organized via discord server 😑
workers of the world, @here
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
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having narratively irrelevant sex with my one dimensional wife. in a flashback from before her death btw
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looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat
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tell me something i don't know brother
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I’ve been thinking about this all day
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This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
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Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.
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