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โI like your twisted point of view, Mike,โ Song is Papa Was a Rodeo by The Magnetic Fields
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โoh i have a stanley cupโ and when did you play professional menโs hockey
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Madison County, Montana, 1939
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Thank u to my patrons sapporting me thru these dark as fck times with your contribrutions i was able to to make weekends fun again with sum booze cruisin thru the neighborhood fucked of my ass from glenfidditch 21 mixed with diet caffeine free Dr. Oo la la on my new atv knocking down signs and mailboxes and shit liek a baws and doing donuts in a entitled as fuck Karens yard throwing rocks at her windows and shit and shooting at the front door with my remington 9mm stay tuned for updates on the court case of the century i will be reprasenting myself cuz im sick of these bolo tie shit stain lowyers working against me even when there sapose to be to my side
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there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person
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building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing
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2024 gonna be my year fr
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OUROBOROS WRAPPED:
you consumed yourself 74 times this year
you ended 4 cycles and started 13 new ones!
you did not break the pattern today, so the loop will repeat tomorrow
try again next year?
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i am the administrator
2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever
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