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he has a point
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I am that clumsy human, always loving, loving, loving. And loving. And never leaving.
Frida Kahlo, The Diary Of Frida Kahlo: An Intimate Self-Portrait. (via wordsnquotes)
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I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
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beekeeper:*keeps bees*
bees:*is keep*
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about to leave to take mika to the er shes throwing up and having diarrhea i think she must have swallowed a foreign object or eaten an azalea if you can donate please do she might have to have surgery and x rays and i have 70 dollars tops my paypal is [email protected] and my youcaring is https://www.youcaring.com/thefosterfamily-692466 
shes 10 months old and my service dog in training
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THIS IS DOPE S/O TO CHEERIOS
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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
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Grandpa goals af 😭😭💕💕💕💕
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movements in saturnz barz 360
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